my ears stick out and everton do my swede in

Sevenoaks, England
Joined February 2011
note to self, never take a promotion at work ever again
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He’s only gone and got himself another promotion 🎉
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we are not gonna have any drinkable water left in 5 years
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Nah one of my pals come back to this in his hotel room 😂😂😂
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yh we stink oh well
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Just saw four people arguing:
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Brad retweeted
I could beat a guy in chess in one move it’s called the tombstone piledriver
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If u don't respect this level of being cunts then footy isn't the sport for u I'm afraid
Mauled by the cheaters 🐅 @ManCity
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This Brennan Johnson enall. I’ve seen enough already from him, not for me 🗑️
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good on them, capitalised on a brain dead mistake, typical Everton, enjoy your Sunday
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who would you take?
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the one thing I will say is our midfield and midfield options on the bench is actually really fucking good
Our starting XI for today's clash at @HullCity. 👊 #HULEVE
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Everton are officially up for a full sale by TFG. Process ongoing with TFG remaining committed until suitable offer arrives. @David_Ornstein 🔵
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Darts leagues going well 👍🏽
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We are one of 12 Founding Clubs of the European Super League

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I don’t even know what the appropriate punishment would be.
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City will get a slap on the wrist, I’ll be shocked otherwise
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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uni student life
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poor that but but a wins a win, don’t care how they come
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With the way the window panned out, 6 games played 3 wins 3 draws, get a result against Ipswich and it’s been a great start all things considered, up the toffees
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