what happens next will shock you
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my greatest fear in life is not being relatable. does anyone else feel this way? deleting if no
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it's cool that there's a same-sex kiss in Lightyear! that's what animation is for, showing us dope stuff that could never happen in real life
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i used to write 5-paragraph essays like you wouldnt believe. just absolue intro, point 1, point 2, point 3, closing. changing hearts and minds with every word. now i burn eggs and eat them anyways
when signs abbreviate “junction” to “JCT” the letters omitted are U N I O N, which spell “union” which is a type of junction. love that <3
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it's friday night in brooklyn, new york. do you know where your improvisers are?
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if new york is dead, who's shining that green light across the bay every night towards my lavish west egg estate??
you’ve never seen joy like a milennial who just found out there’s going to be a food truck at the wedding
i like when you see people on the plane and then you see them again at baggage claim its like oh my god my friends are here
i hate when people are like “fulton anagrams to the word flount”… its like… so flount isnt a word????? i mean yeah, cool that its a pronouncable group of letters and all that but…… um…… no
