im retarded im stupid im cool im punk rock im cute im abusive

why is she getting sexier in every new photo

embracing an autumnal vibe with an extra hot latte a book and a $5k coat

when you take off the $5k jacket who are you

being terminally online enough to tell which gen z slang terms come from 2010s incel forums vs which come from aave is the modern version of identifying which words are anglo-saxon or latinate because the translations of beowulf and the aeneid

she needs a boob job so shes with him for his job

only got to crack her once shes like a bottle

last night a lesbian couple approached me and said pick any girl here you can have her but it was 3am in bushwick so the only options were gremlins witches and creatures

hear me out fernet me not

retweet

we are so incredibly up

were so back

i have a disease that makes me uber eats fernet

peak

she said she wasted too much of her life on me but i think thats a pretty noble cause

when i die bury me with all my egirls

boy breakfast

i fall in love on twitter at least once a day

today i am really thankful for my beautiful friend group so i dont have to hang out with terminally online washed 37 year olds