if i had to guess they probably hate this

embracing an autumnal vibe with an extra hot latte a book and a $5k coat

when you take off the $5k jacket who are you

being terminally online enough to tell which gen z slang terms come from 2010s incel forums vs which come from aave is the modern version of identifying which words are anglo-saxon or latinate because the translations of beowulf and the aeneid

she needs a boob job so shes with him for his job

only got to crack her once shes like a bottle

last night a lesbian couple approached me and said pick any girl here you can have her but it was 3am in bushwick so the only options were gremlins witches and creatures

hear me out fernet me not

i have a disease that makes me uber eats fernet

she said she wasted too much of her life on me but i think thats a pretty noble cause

when i die bury me with all my egirls

boy breakfast

i fall in love on twitter at least once a day

today i am really thankful for my beautiful friend group so i dont have to hang out with terminally online washed 37 year olds

in boy hell trying to figure out how to get to egirl heaven

up so late plotting the deals ill make with the fictional devil who hasnt yet approached me to get her back

sometimes the whole fit just a $5k jacket and thats okay

selling my ex girlfriends clothes at 2nd street proved to be more lucrative than i had originally thought

breaking up with my situationship so i have more time to hang with my retarded as fuck homeboys

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