@bonercount

I get a lot of boners. A lot. I've decided to keep track on Twitter.

 Vancouver, Canada
Joined February 2012
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By liking this boner, I mean video, you help it get into the Just For Laughs comedy festival. #JFLMTL youtu.be/mHV5Sj620R8
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No one boner should have all this POWER.
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Just published The First Album by Cats Flippin Birds. Definitely have a boner. blurb.com/b/8610165-the-firs…

The First Album

To celebrate their one year anniversary, Vancouver-based pseudo-realistic indie band, Cats Flippin Birds, hosted an album release party. They had no music professionally recorded (or written), so in...

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All these years of having boners and I have yet to learn how to play piano with it.
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My boner has done a lot of amazing things so far in 2017.
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Apparently you aren't allowed on a Ferris Wheel with a boner.
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Way too cold to have a boner right now. Or so you'd think.
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Long time, no boner. Until right now.
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At the Granville Warehouse getting drinks and having a boner. – at Vancouver, British Columbia
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Got a boner on the dance floor last night. By "the dance floor", I mean tons of dance floors. – at Greater Vancouver, British Columbia
If being among the first people to ever follow a hair salon on Twitter gives you a boner, today is your lucky day: @PopOperaSalon – at Greater Vancouver, British Columbia
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I'll be spending the whole day with my boner out because you can't get in trouble on your birthday – at Vancouver, British Columbia
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Donating blood gives me a boner apparently. Who would have thought. #firsttimedonor – at Burnaby, British Columbia
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My boner just had a nightmare. – at Vancouver, British Columbia
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Trying to play rock, paper, scissors with my boner. It's only option is "half a pair of scissors". (follow @jolly_brain) – at Vancouver, British Columbia
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I woke up with my boner stuck in a beer bottle. Still haven't got it out. – at Greater Vancouver, British Columbia
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If I made money off this Twitter, I could tell real life friends that my boner pays my rent.
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