Every time I see a bald guy, I can't help but wish I was there earlier in his life to help him make better decisions.

Read through all my sexts today. Every single one of them was about hair.

Can everyone please stop eating burritos during their haircut. Jesus Christ, Vancouver. Get your shit together.

People say "stop tweeting about all the people you injure at work". People like my boss. So I guess I have to.

Pretty sure a man just shed a tear over how good his haircut was. Can't say for sure as the rest were from me dropping the scissors on him.

I knew I wanted to be a hairdresser from the moment I accidentally cut a friend's finger open with scissors in Kindergarten.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN! Jesus. Seriously. I have cut billions of hairs in the time it's taken Twitter to fix my account.

Jesus Christ. Is this thing on? Seriously? Is this thing on?! I have so much f*cking hair to talk about! THANK GOD TWITTER IS WORKING!

Want to kill it at any Canada Day event you go to? Come in today for a vibrant red hair color that screams "I'm proud to be Canadian!"

2:47am. Finally done Googling hair. Off to bed.

Guess what I'm doing at 1:17am. (If you guessed "Googling Hair", you are right and deserve a pat on the back!)

Eating pizza before going to sleep. Looking forward to dreaming about the lovely haircuts I'm going to give tomorrow.

We put a lot of care into our cuts. For example, every 5 minutes we press a mood ring against your hairs to make sure they're happy.

I often don't recognize a client until I smell their hair. That's when it really clicks.

Nothing gets you voted out of a love triangle faster than a new bowl cut. Keep that in mind when you come in and ask for a new style today.

People often ask "Why are you on your phone? I have other things to do besides get my hair cut". Ok, one person is asking that. Right now.

Looks like @littleorganic @FormBodyLab @thetenspot and @frillylilly all brushed off my Twitter beef. Which is weird. Brushing is our thing.

Several shots have been fired. We should be in a Twitter feud in no time. @littleorganic @FormBodyLab @thetenspot @frillylilly

Come on by for an amazing head massage while we shampoo! OR spend more money and get asked to leave after your massage with @littleorganic.

Come by for a haircut and the option to just sit! If you'd rather be bossed around into a bunch of weird poses, head over to @FormBodyLab