Oregonian • UofO+PdxState Alum • BS Urban Studies, BS Enology, MS Psychology • Antifascist • Atheist • Bisexual #GoDucks • FUCK ICE

Oregon, USA
Joined July 2010
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Hiring Mehringer and Hampton as coordinators for a 40+million dollar roster is like Nike hiring a UofO business school student to run the company. Successful organizations hire successful people. #goducks #oregonfootball
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Replying to @CoachDanLanning
@CoachDanLanning out there playing soggy biscuit with a 40+million dollar roster. lol Bravo @oregonfootball way to represent the brand.
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Replying to @RashaadSamples
@RashaadSamples drove drunk, hit another vehicle, fled the scene and then tried to bribe the victim with #OregonFootball tickets. Dude shouldn’t be employed in our state anymore. Unfortunately he’s just a microcosm of the ineptitude of the #ducks. #GoDucks lmfao
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Less drunk driving and fleeing accidents and more focusing on the job might’ve been helpful. Lol #Goducks @RashaadSamples probably already drinking for the trip home.
Replying to @RashaadSamples
@RashaadSamples Most public employees would be fired after driving drunk, causing an accident, fleeing from said accident, and then trying using their celebrity to get out of trouble by offering free tickets. You don’t deserve a job at the UofO. #shame #oregonfootball #goducks
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#zynLanning strikes again. Lmfao.
Seems fitting again today. Dan’s use of Zyn, in violation of several laws/policy is gross. However, all it does is validate that tobacco use is just fine at Autzen, and campus. Can’t wait to take up smoking so I can “pound a nail” in solidarity with Dan during games. #GoDuck(s)
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“Further exposed,” implying that you already exposed something. Which you didn’t. You’re so fucking stupid it’s hurting my feelings. Lmfao.
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Replying to @vanhornebrands
@vanhornebrands probably still gloating after “designing” these losing uniforms. Again, the Van Horne douche bags are the epitome of everything that is wrong with #oregonfootball #goducks lmfao
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How much oral gratification did the Van Horne boys give each other over “designing” green pants, white shirts, and a white O. Lmfao fucking douche knuckles. #goducks #oregonfootball #designedbyvanhorne
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The irony of choosing to not watch CFB, particularly my Ducks for the first time in my life, especially considering I’m an alum, my dad played for the Ducks, and I hadn’t missed a game since 1990. #GoDuck(s) Elitist like Van Horne Brands, and fake fans have ruined it for me.
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#ZynDuck #GoDuck(s) Can’t wait to smoke in Autzen! #NepoDuck #CutandPaste
Seems fitting again today. Dan’s use of Zyn, in violation of several laws/policy is gross. However, all it does is validate that tobacco use is just fine at Autzen, and campus. Can’t wait to take up smoking so I can “pound a nail” in solidarity with Dan during games. #GoDuck(s)
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Cancer awareness, my ass. Fucking UofO has become goddamn cancer enthusiasts. #ZynDuck
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Can’t wait for the Van Horne Brands collab with Zyn for the #ZynDuck uniform release. #NepoDuck is probably already touting his “prowess.” lol #CutandPaste #GoDuck(s)
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Can’t wait for the Van Horne Brands collab with Zyn for the #ZynDuck uniform release. #NepoDuck is probably already touting his “prowess.” lol #CutandPaste #GoDuck(s)
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Three cheers for the nepo baby #nepoduck Quinn VanHorne #GoDucks
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Quinn wouldn’t be shit without daddy pulling him along. You think he’d be designing Duck uniforms? Lol He’d be making copy for the local Hardware store. I’m sure Quinn Jr will get the next job. Guess I’ll have to pass legislation.
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Fucking #nepoduck is dumber than a box of rocks. Lol. Fucking #fascists, fucking #twats
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