Oregonian • UofO+PdxState Alum • BS Urban Studies, BS Enology, MS Psychology • Antifascist • Atheist • Bisexual #GoDucks • FUCK ICE

Oregon, USA
Joined July 2010
Fucking goddamn #Zubaz remakes. Great job @vanhornebrands absolutely disgusting, cheap looking, losing uniforms. Fucking “Hammer pants” rip off.
Back in Autzen for a B1G top-25 showdown. @DuckFootball has your 5 things to watch in today's game. #GoDucks 📝 tinyurl.com/3fwnvxu7
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Hiring Mehringer and Hampton as coordinators for a 40+million dollar roster is like Nike hiring a UofO business school student to run the company. Successful organizations hire successful people. #goducks #oregonfootball
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Replying to @CoachDanLanning
@CoachDanLanning out there playing soggy biscuit with a 40+million dollar roster. lol Bravo @oregonfootball way to represent the brand.
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Replying to @RashaadSamples
@RashaadSamples drove drunk, hit another vehicle, fled the scene and then tried to bribe the victim with #OregonFootball tickets. Dude shouldn’t be employed in our state anymore. Unfortunately he’s just a microcosm of the ineptitude of the #ducks. #GoDucks lmfao
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Less drunk driving and fleeing accidents and more focusing on the job might’ve been helpful. Lol #Goducks @RashaadSamples probably already drinking for the trip home.
Replying to @RashaadSamples
@RashaadSamples Most public employees would be fired after driving drunk, causing an accident, fleeing from said accident, and then trying using their celebrity to get out of trouble by offering free tickets. You don’t deserve a job at the UofO. #shame #oregonfootball #goducks
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#zynLanning strikes again. Lmfao.
Seems fitting again today. Dan’s use of Zyn, in violation of several laws/policy is gross. However, all it does is validate that tobacco use is just fine at Autzen, and campus. Can’t wait to take up smoking so I can “pound a nail” in solidarity with Dan during games. #GoDuck(s)
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This guy out here scrounging around for his “gotcha” moment whilst failing significantly in comprehension. His brain: I will force this person to make an unassociated reference furthering the hypocrisy that I never established. Fucking pea brain.
Who cares if you are a Christian or not? The point was you were mocking David for being one, and then I further exposed your hypocrisy by seeing if you would mock Talarico for claiming to be one
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