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i love things that are small and seemingly insignificant yet ineffably beautiful

RN =REAL NURSE LPN =LOWER PAID NURSE CNA= COOCHIE N AZZ

failing 2 classes

this is why u shouldn’t borrow ur moms socks without asking bruh

I would say the only downside to working in healthcare is the Smell. and also desensitization to death and suffering. and of course daily exposure to infectious disease without hazard pay. and being terribly underpaid in general

being a long term SoundCloud user will have your ass unconsensually learning Russian

one time I met a Benedictine novice at Mt. Angel abbey who told me he makes trap beats on his laptop for fun

seeing memes in the wild #ExploreOregon

giving your kids screen time in the car is SO fucked up. car rides are the best place to be bored as a kid. canonical childhood experience that forces ur imagination to grow.

the last time i smoked weed i genuinely started saying This Shit is Laced

if i was a guy and i was having trouble finding a wife i would just bang a bunch of girls raw and let God decide who has my baby like procreation russian roulette

hey i’m on my way to function but im bringing a kid and also i don’t have any money and im gonna need your hotspot and i smell bad also

come pick up your clothes i have them foided

80 something year old patient with dementia inconsolably weeping and asking for her husband who has been dead for 10+ years 😭 😭 LORD! 🙏