In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
@uneequeone I've found an error in a puzzle: "All Wet"
The clue is 20 Across: "1992 movie thriller in a bank." The answer is "Reservoir Dogs." Problem is, nothing takes place in a bank. It's a botched jewelry heist; most of the action is in an abandoned warehouse.
@AlexaShortbush too
Sorry, this was the only way I could figure out to contact you.
I entered to win @Fluance's Ai40 5-inch Powered Bookshelf Speakers from @Consequence! Use this link to get me extra entries! wn.nr/zn7xhU
Hey @HrishiHirway & @JoshMalina check out today's (April 4th) Numlock News from @WaltHickey, particaulry the blurb titled "Sugar." Timely to this week's episode of @WestWingWeekly numlock.substack.com/
Win over £6000 worth of audio gear including iD14-LE with @audientworld! Enter here: audient.com/competitions/20t…
Sorry, Twitterverse. I don't have a new venture hawking sunglasses. Somehow got hacked. Not sure how this happens as I rarely go on Twitter.
Graham over at @recordingrev is celebrating 7 years of content by giving away $2,600 of FREE gear. This week only! therecordingrevolution.com/2…
8 days to go! Pre-Order @Vaudevileins New EP & Album on @Kickstarter kck.st/1KDdiGe Tracked @thirdcitysound
Bill Aldridge retweeted
Here's a look back at the live video for Darkroom. Shot by Zoran Orlich @thirdcitysound w/@billy_barule
youtube.com/watch?v=WFYLhjQJ…
Hey, @MLynchChi and @innerviewmag! Great beer bar list, but you forgot @TribesAlehouse in Mokena/Tinley Park. Unparalleled selection.
Hey @Starbucks, what's up with all the leaky lids lately? The last 5 or 6 hot coffee cups I've gotten have leaked from under the lid.
Hey, @nerdist! More evidence to support your "old sperm" theory! tinyurl.com/8pdu9so
Hey, @nerdist !! When are you bringing the "Nerdist Podcast Live!" to Chicago?!
Hey, all! @vaudevileins have launched our Kickstarter project! Give a little or a lot! kickstarter.com/projects/vau…
Great show @nerdist! Jaime, birthday girl, enjoyed her shot. Although she would've liked a shoe in her vag more; she doesn't drink much.



