Weirdness and computers and crimes. Formerly known as "The Algorithm". Deep State Software Sorcerer by night. ex-@Twitter, ex-@AWS, and exemplary.

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2007
People are rightly commenting on that "code review" group shot having very few women in it. Also interesting that there appears to be 0 Black people in it.
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So, did anyone else read that as "Twitter 2.0 is going to be written solely by engineers who aren't good enough to get a job at a company that doesn't expect moronic working hours & shitty work/life balance"? Or was it just me?
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The mad king said nothing before laying off half people. I think he will summon all us left on Monday, announce we are the chosen, but what we will worship, a starship with a dickhead?
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“If you have a truck with balls hanging from it, and your truck wasn’t born with balls, and you put the balls on an elective process, you have a trans truck. Congratulations”
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Someone could really make a killing by just hiring all the tweeps who have already quit or are going to when the company is sold. – at Carlsbad, CA
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INTERVIEWER: can you describe the difference between reliability and resilience? ME: hmm. well, Denny's is reliable, but Waffle House is resilient
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Putting this in my tinder profile
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Is focus on Elon week over yet?
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May all NFTs see a similar ROI. coindesk.com/business/2022/0…
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Community Notes
@CommunityNotes21 Apr 2021
We’re looking for a Data Scientist for Birdwatch. Want to help create a better informed world by building tools to help prevent the spread of misleading info? Love finding insights in data? Let’s chat. More details:
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today is another chance to make this timeline a better place and GUESS WHAT you already have just by being here on it with us. GAME OVER YOU WIN just by being you now it is BONUS POINTS lets see how much we can trot up the score of proving love
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The Core Systems Libraries team is looking for someone to join our team at Twitter in NYC. Come work on the concurrency and distributed systems libraries and frameworks that power Twitter (e.g. Finagle, Finatra) with us. careers.twitter.com/en/work-…
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GOING OUT IS THE NECESSARY EVIL THAT ALLOWS US THE PLEASURE OF GOING HOME
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"All Star", translated to Aramaic and back into English. Sheer poetry. #rock #metal #alt #engrish #smashmouth #WednesdayWisdom #clickbait
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Let's hope they checked Alf's Twitter for racist tweets this time – at Seattle, WA
Warner Bros. is reportedly working on a reboot of the 1990s sitcom #ALF vult.re/2OE0tXi
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I've been waiting to hear Trunks say this in the English dub for over a year and a half now, and they didn't disappoint with the translation.
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There are four religions specific to #NC: #BBQ #Basketball #Beer (we have great NC breweries) #Baptist and for many of us a fifth, #Bourbon (we have to import this) replaces the last B or is in addition to it.
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On this day in LGBT history: Lord Licorice debuts in Candy Land, taunting your kids with glamor, choreography, and a sinister mansion in candy hell.
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Here’s How Many Kimmy Gibblers Died on the Set of Full House thehardtimes.net/hardstyle/h…