I’d like to thank @realDonaldTrump , @JDVance , @elonmusk and the rest of the ghouls who don’t understand finance crashing the market today and costing me half my income for the year. In a day.
Senator: oh hey ur back early from the audit
US GAO auditor: government’s haunted
Senator: what?
US GAO: *loads pistol and heads back to car* government’s haunted
I’d there’s anything we’ve learned from Elon’s grip slipping on making Twitter profitable:
If you think you’re Batman, be Batman and get an alternate account to post your hateful retweets.
Don’t be edgelord low-rent Bruce and put all of Wayne enterprises at risk.
Someone should put a motion forth to vacate Mike Johnson as speaker for wearing wool and linen in a single garment.
He's done it.
He should be ousted for his ignorance of The Bible.
normies: dang, Starfield is a great game
me, a gourmand intellectual: WHO KEEPS ON LEAVING HALF-EATEN SAMMICHES EVERYWHERE?!
Elon Musk is just a low-rent Doctor Gero from Dragonball Z.
Can't even make decent androids. Probably going to get laughed at by Vegeta. Also, the reason we don't have Trunks in this timeline.
As a fellow three letter handle, I stand with @NPR.
