@ben_staab1

hilarious comedian

Joined January 2024
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The establishment wants you in a box with a fox eating green eggs and ham
Abiyoyo@Naim__AliOct 5
We get lied to about everything as soon as we’re old enough to understand English
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Ben Staab retweeted
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@FaxShepardSep 24
Replying to @luisjgomez @JosieMarcellino @SkankfestNYC
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I’m a marketing genius
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Cedar wood custom dad meat butt plug coming up
Michael Rainey
@mikerainey82Feb 13
Pull up to Dad Meat. Whittle til your heart’s content brother.
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Danny didn’t let me whittle on the pod
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Live whittle tomorrow at 6 me and @ryanlfoster_
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You can’t rush perfection
Ryan Foster@ryanlfoster_Feb 6
Taking longer than a fuckin union job. Eat some soup with it already ya fuck
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Update
Ben Staab@ben_staab1Feb 3
How you gonna let your girl eat from a spoon another man made??
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How you gonna let your girl eat from a spoon another man made??
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“Rep till failure” what if I’m already a failure 😔
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I was filing a police report about getting no caller ID phone calls where a guy says “we gon kill you [n-word]” and when I told the cop he immediately goes “wait is he black or a wigger?”
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Eavesdropping before a show so I can do psychic crowdwork. “Anyone considering getting a timeshare in Gatlinburg?”
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Me if I was an armadillo
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2025: the year I put on a comedy fundraiser at the Pittsburgh Improv. I couldn’t have done it without some help. Thank you @ben_staab1 @ryanlfoster_ @_Shaner_Comedy_ @attentionhrse @dru_montana47 @FeehanKerryn and Danny Dubz
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Time is a construct, there’s no such thing as a new year, I’m staying an alcoholic
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Shit I be doing to avoid texting and driving
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Ain’t no way a black cat just crossed my path 😭😭😭
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It’s better to have bust and lost then never to have bust at all
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White boy down
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