@FaxShepard

Lemme hold a follow , explode from the hips.

 New Jersey, USA
Joined August 2023
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Quit smoking weed 6 days ago after going 25 years smoking daily… when do I experience the mental clarity and increased energy everyone acts like they receive when they quit?😆😆
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New video on perhaps the most heinously named woman of all time: Metallica Rose Harrison. Watch it here: youtu.be/oINjLLFo6fs?si=aDMF…
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This dude walks like he pulls his pants down to his ankles when he pisses at a urinal and loves dinosaurs.
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@72BreezyOct 20
A young man who threatens families at a rest stop by claiming to be a gang member runs into a hard rock this time! After the beating he takes, he ends up being the one who has to call 911 for help
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To paraphrase your father “Tom you’re a giant hack faggot with a clit sized penis”
Tom Myers@Tom_MyersOct 19
To paraphrase my friend Joshua Postel on one of the latest episode of the "Drink the Bleach" podcast ... Shane Gillis either needs to write a joke or just move to Austin, Texas so he can suck Joe Rogan's dick.
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Damn, I wish I could go see this. If you’re close by do yourself a favor and go see these guys crush.
dru montana@dru_montana47Oct 19
Tickets are moving!! eventbrite.com/e/mischief-ni…
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“Instead of pussy can you just jack me off with the dead grandmom hand?”
Moshe
@Moshe_MesoOct 17
Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️
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You promise?
Nandini Gupta
@yoursnandieniOct 16
Dear Trump, If you try to revoke H-1B visas or deport H-1B visa holders in future, we Indians will stop visiting America for tourism and stop using your products and services. It will only hurt America's growth. Don't mess with Indians or face the consequences.
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If I hear that husky voiced bitch from rocket money one more time I might just snap.
Zombie@Zzombie3344556Oct 17
I dont know why anyone would think that advertising on youtube is a good idea. Ah, yes, I someone that is watching something on youtube will see your ad popping up every fucking minute and will choose that over any product I have not seen yet. Ad execs need to be fired.
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If a vape was a person
Unlearn16
@unlearn16tweetOct 13
Shane isn't the problem, he's the symptom.
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Call your bitch ass boss and tell him the Jenkins account will have to wait until tomorrow, it’s mfing Digital Bazooka time👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼 youtu.be/J9nmtcU_v1s?is=CoP1…

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Yo @Naim__Ali you see this shit?😆 mfer said “I got your nose” blap 😆😆dying
Jvnior
@JvniorOct 10
🚨 BREAKING: Jewish Rabbi in NYC caught LURING a child into a synagogue for sex They got him in the basement of the temple.
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Another Dad Meat heater. Watch it here: youtu.be/Ns-lJ1KGqmY?is=TL__…
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My neck, my back, my….
Crack Amico
@CrackAmicoRAPOct 5
A message to @SebastianComedy
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Goy-Unit retweeted
Jimbo@HolocaustierOct 4
i think the jews are using a machine to wirelessly transmit skidmarks into my underpants
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I’m going to use this picture I found of Ryan Fosterstein to introduce you to the “off switch” forget what the guy in the video says.
Tony Jeffries OLY
@Tony_JeffriesOct 4
KEEP WATCHING this video of me explaining why these specific body shots are much more effective at stopping a fight immediately and getting you home safely. Follow me for more boxing videos like this -> @tony_jeffries
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Watching this rn, really interesting. Sad what transpired, to say the least. Man.
Dane Cook
@DaneCookOct 3
My brother stole millions, then went on the run. Here’s an exclusive clip from Funny Money: The @DaneCook Story available now to watch on @AppleTV & @PrimeVideo as well as other digital platforms. Stay tuned. Only gonna get bigger and wilder.
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Drink it in
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I was pulling dick and nuts sitting reverse cowgirl on the toilet at my Aunt Patsy’s apartment.
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This is maybe the best advice I’ve ever received.
Abiyoyo@Naim__AliSep 25
If you show up at work and all the Jews at your job have called out… you should leave work
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I think it’s high time Chris D’Elia just gets a real fuckin job.
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My Rottweiler contracted Alpha Gal syndrome from an infected tick and now he barks with a lisp and is wearing belly shirts. Should I be concerned? Thank you in advance
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