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Joined October 2009
Ravan was a brilliant scholar and an ardent Shiv bhakt. Yet he was capable of great evil. Never forget, a good trait isn’t absolution. Virtues don’t erase vices. And whatever you do, don’t let one favour make you overlook an entire Lanka’s worth of red flags. Happy Dusshehra. Burn the evil
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‼️ The Pune Municipal Corporation (PMC) suspends municipal water supply across the entire city every Thursday (starting October 15, 2026) Pune people, please note
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Core Competency 😂 @varungrover 🤡
“हमें बहुत ज़्यादा डर है कि आप फिर तिरंगा फहरायेंगे”
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Men who raise crocodiles to sell their skins shared the moments when they kill the crocodiles that have reached sufficient size with the help of electricity.
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Ram samajh aa jaye to…❤️‍🔥 Modi ji honored him after hearing him speak about Ram. Listen to how beautifully he speaks of Ram..🚩🙏🏻 #Vijayadashami
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Dushehra is the Agarwal of festivals. As many spellings as there are people
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Rolex watch was found abandoned beside the trash during violent protests in France.
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Man crashes brand new car seconds after driving out of the showroom. Rams through a barricade onto the main road where the car hits a bike injuring two people. Incident from Sagara in Shivamogga.
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Me after signing the Life Insurance.
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बैग में ये क्या लेकर आते है ये लोग.... 😱
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Beautiful explanation #VijayaDasami #HappyDussehra
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DM retweeted
Flipkart "Open Box Delivery" trap: Delivery guy: "Sir, give OTP first, then I will open the box." You share the OTP. Box opens: wrong item, scratched product, or missing accessory. You contact support. Flipkart: "As per policy, since OTP was verified at doorstep, return cannot be initiated." Spend ₹5,000, verify your own scam with an OTP, and keep a damaged box as a souvenir. Flawless customer service, honestly 🤔
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"Kahan gaye wo Aesthetics ke fourteen" Arre bhai @rjraunac hadd kar di! 😂
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JOKERS
Viral Video | Child nearly swept away by waves as parents film a reel; a bystander rushes to the rescue.
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Kalesh b/w Uncle ji and Train after Train got Delayed for 6 hours ⚠️ (Use-Headphone🎧)
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Paris, 17 October.
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Visuals of massive Looting in france as cockroach like protest turns into full scale riots, arson and vandalism. Remember - This Is What Delhi Police Saved from Happening In Connaught Place👇🙏
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जय मां जगदम्बा 🙏
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Little therapy 🖤
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✨🇨🇳This is China’s fourth-generation residential design. Every apartment gets its own sky garden.
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