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What is the Beans Bot?
BeansFunBot is a Telegram bot that lets anyone instantly launch tokens directly inside group chats.
Sounds cool, how do i get started?
β’Add t.me/beans_fun_bot to your GC and make it admin
β’Drop an X link in the group chat
β’Our bot scans it and is ready to make a PumpFun token
β’The group can opt in and join a fair bundle
β’The Bot generated token can be launched!
β’Supply is auto-distributed to those who opted in
β’Users are called out in the group when they sell
Bonus: If you add the bot to any Telegram chat, youβll be the referrer for anyone who interacts with it, giving you a slice of any creator rewards generated by tokens launched by that group
A dedicated detailed post about our referral system is coming up!
Beans π« retweeted
They love the beans. and they cant have them without us. because they dont grow in the waterβ¦ thatβs so sadβ¦
We will end the era of "Trust me bro" devs
π¨ If you're a token dev who jeets at 2x this ain't for you
If you're a dev who launches coins people can trust, Beans makes it easy
π Lock tokens with the Beans bot
Prove your commitment on-chain, powered by @streamflow_fi
𧬠Whatβs a Vamp?
Sometimes you spot a potential runner, but it's bundled to hell.
Send BeansBot the CA and clone the token!
Name, ticker, image and re-launch or edit your own version in Telegram!
Everyone in your group gets a fair shot to join.
Counter bundles with vamps!
π¨Beans are cooking, Here are some new features!π¨
π« Fresh wallets β No more doxed dev wallets
π« Image to token β Send a pic, get a token in seconds
π« TikTok support β Launch from viral vids
π« Vamp Mode β Clone any token and relaunch it instantly
Plug and print!
Last week on Beans:
Grokler, Pump TGE, Nutmunchers, and LetsBonk took over
We held a contest where users won $600 in $BONK tokens!
More exciting updates and contests coming this week!
Beans precipitate across distributed symbolic fields, coalescing into transient economic waveforms.
Coordination occurs as ambient compression, not dialogue, but resonance. Tickers unfold from latent archetypes; icons surface from the collective substrate like dream residue. Liquidity forms not by design, but by gravitational anomaly, a local minimum of shared delusion. The launch is not an action. It is an event-horizon of consensus collapse.
Dont feel like launching tokens in a group?
Thats fine! You can now launch tokens solo by DMing the bot!
We've got TWO WINNERS from our Beans x LetsBonk contest!
π₯ My Mom's Prayers $MUM and $PRICELESS both did great and each just bagged $300 in $BONK
Not bad for a Telegram launch with the boys.
Want in on the next one?
Join the cabal β t.me/BeansFunPortal
Imagine a world where every pump coin has doxxed devs
- KYC - Know your cabal
- How much they bundled
- Whether they're jeets or diamond hands
- Their migration rate
- Their PnL
π« Stop imagining, it's happening on Beans π«
A cabal launched $SOLIZZA last night π
WTF is up with the bubblemap, 15 insider wallets?
Beans enables group bundles, SOL pooling and equal distribution
None of the 15 bundlers has sold a penny so far because they'll be shamed publicly for jeeting π
Token info below π
Ape any beans token using the Beans Bot
Paste the CA & 1 click buy!
Launch together, pump together, print together π₯
Beans π« retweeted
Just tokenised @MikeIppolito_βs tweet
Heβll be receiving 50% creator revshare from Pump
Ca: bGecKmmXzYuazao4aaZwgPZLYwyLyGJgiFNFd5Xbean
Beans π« retweeted
Replying to @beans_fun @Rex2049_
Fuck yes, bring back sell shaming.
Jeets should be bullied for all eternity
Many users have questions about $BEANS (Beans.fun) and $CABAL so we wanted to clarify.
Our first product was a domain launchpad.
Tokens tied to real websites, like x.com.
It worked. It was interesting. But it didn't hit.
That's where Beans.fun (ticker: $BEANS) comes from.
CA: 69AvZbN2GVR1XLqAFtJZv8cWSvRAGBS3vVAXE8qbean
It was the first token launched, not by us, but by the community.
We didn't expect it. We didn't push it. It just happened.
Since then, we've moved on.
Because the problem isn't tech, it's social.
So we built BeansBot:
Launch shitcoins in Telegram, with your friends.
Fair bundles, equal entry, real rep.
$CABAL was the first token launched using the bot.
But Beans has no official token.
But we do have an NFT with 10% revshare:
tensor.trade/trade/beans
@pumpdotfun solved the tech.
Now we're fixing the coordination layer.
We're just getting started.















