Easy like Monday mornings.

Indianapolis, IN
Joined November 2009
I haven’t bought fancy brand name blue jeans from a mall store in 30 years. Heading to @AEO Hope they have something for a husky 50 year old fella.
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Maybe my buddy @Superunknown118 has???😂
Bet you haven't seen a raccoon hug a dear before.
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Heeesssss baaaaccckkkk.
Dearest mother — The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call. I have reenlisted. While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you. — Andrew
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Dearest mother — The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call. I have reenlisted. While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you. — Andrew
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I don’t know what I cost to build this, but someone should be charged with theft. 😂
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Oh no!!!! She lost her Squatty Potty spokesperson gig. 😂😂
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Man, I gotta stay off of the “For you” side of the twitter feed. Apparently they think I am a whack job. Maybe I am?? Who knows.
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All I can say to @Ford is thank you! We haven’t owned a Ford in years and this one was 6 weeks old and we walked away (bumps and bruises) Could have been so much worse for my wife and I. #builtfordtough isn’t just a slogan I guess.
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Yesterday was miserable. We had to say goodbye to our sweet Rosie. I rescued her from a bad situation in 2015 and she was extremely loved. We are gutted and had no idea what yesterday was going to bring when it started as we thought it was a minor issue. We don’t deserve dogs.
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Missed Flag Day and the US Army’s birthday by a day but a great day supporting a great cause yesterday with a group of friends. @FoldsofHonor @AmericanDunes
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The livery on @SantinoFerrucci #14 @AJFoytRacing is the best in the field in my opinion. And it’s a 🚀
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Still my favorite little hangout spot on Fast Friday at @IMS View from up top isn’t bad but you feel the racing here. Awesome day for racing @jdouglas4
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Better than a new one at about the same price. Wow. – at Indianapolis, IN
Sold: 27k-Mile 1997 Toyota Land Cruiser FZJ80 40th Anniversary for $125,000. bringatrailer.com/listing/19…
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Bought a part to fix the last of the crash damage to the Bandito months ago because Bezos website said “it fits” and it is a harder to find older part. This dog isn’t going to hunt. Heading to motorcycle boneyard this am. – at Indianapolis, IN
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Why does Chevrolet even take the Silverado EV to auto shows and goad these YouTube wingnuts into doing videos on it from said auto shows? Have been on the “get updates” for 18 months. Never seen one in the wild. Joke. – at Indianapolis, IN
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Here. We. Go. – at Indianapolis, IN
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Just bought @dustyslay tix for @HeliumComedyIND #wearehavingagoodtime – at Indianapolis, IN
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Damn. I really don’t need an RC51. – at Indianapolis, IN
Now live at BaT Auctions: 2000 Honda RVT1000R RC51. bringatrailer.com/listing/20…
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Mmmmm Hmmmmm. Tell me more. – at Carmel, IN
Now live at BaT Auctions: 2JZ-Powered 1965 Toyota Stout. bringatrailer.com/listing/2j…
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