ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴜs ᴏɴ ᴛʜʀëᴀᴅs threads.net/t/CuWtLd0Oikk/

me calling God to let him know that I don’t want to be his strongest soldier next year

FOLLOWING BACK EVERYONE WHO INTERACTS UNTIL I GET BORED 😍🤪🤪 reply, RT, or like to achieve the below 😤👇

Things you should not say to me during the holidays: - are you seeing anyone? - how’s the job hunt? - are all those to-go plates for you?? Things you should say to me during the holidays: - would you like another piece? - here’s some money!

i’m not arguing with anyone who wears AE jeans.. whatever u say bootylicious..

me reading my birth chart and realizing why I am the way that I am

being an adult is just saying “after this week, things should slow down” every week

me (not caffeinated): unproductive me (caffeinated): unproductive but faster

gm

screen grabbing this for personal and professional reasons.

JILK.

when the Grinch couldn’t find a ‘fit then said, “that’s it, I’m not going” ...I felt that

everyday there’s something to do and I’m sick of it

all i've learned the past 24 hours is that some of y'all have questionable taste in music

me: “hey girlie, just wanted to see if we’re still on for today ❤️” boss: “ …This is work. We’re ‘on’ everyday.”

me today: 🍂🤎🐿🍁 me tomorrow: 🎁❤️✨🎄