Merlin

Unsure if I should purchase @bbcarthur a gold or sequinned face mask to match his crown.

Off to grab a pint with my homeboy, Newt Scamander.

Mike Wheeler stole my haircut. #StrangerThings

Dear @bbcarthur, Whenever, wherever We're meant to be together.

Dear diary, My head says that it's time to move on but my heart says no. *tucks photo of Arthur back under pillow*

I'm a genie in a bottle.

Arthur and I used to karaoke to Whitney Housten. I still cry man tears when her songs come on the radio.

Am off to have gelato with my homeboys, Gendry and Podrick.

Just recommended Westeros as a holiday destination to Gwen. Have heard rumours that royals there don't fare to well. (One can only hope.)

Ah, that burning in my loins... Not sure if lust for King Arthur. Or just urinary tract infection.

An entire year in hiding and Smirkgana couldn't even magic up a hair brush... she probably took classes with Professor Trelawney. 🔮

Am off to the tavern with my bestie, Gendry.

I once tried to fool Arthur into thinking I was Gwen by wearing a lavender neckerchief. It did not work... and also clashed with my tunic.

Merlin: I'm thinking. Gaius: You know how bad that is for you.

Am reading Harry Potter on this lazy Friday… amateurs.

Arthur: You can't address me like that. Merlin: Sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?

Gandalf and Dumbledore will be coming over tonight to comfort me. We will also be throwing our Gwen voodoo dolls into a fire.

Today I looked at my @bbcarthur shrine and cried man tears.