Arthur Pendragon

It’s so hard being in quarantine in this castle. Going to spend this afternoon crafting with @bbcmerlin and bedazzling my face mask with sequins.

Putting royal duties on hold so I can get ready for the Victoria's Secret Show. It's so hard being me.

Crying because Gwen doesn't wear corsets anymore is my new secret shame.

Jon Snow will never have my cheekbones.

Had to poor my own wine at dinner. Almost broke a nail. Life in heaven is hard without manservant. Am depressed.

The extra fabric from my V Neck tunics usually went to my manservant, @bbcmerlin. He would use it to make his neckercheif. #charitableking

Just got back from drinks with Gwaine. Found out that his brother, Daario, is the side piece of Queen Daenerys. Daario, you the real MVP. 👑

I am totally the prince that was promised. Now someone please resurrect me.

Gweneviere never remarried because I haunted all of her potential suitors until they ran away. #graciousking

Perhaps I should destroy this child with poison. Just in case.

Just been informed that some minuscule prat called Joffrey has been insisting he is the King. Bitch, please. What even is this devilry?

Arthur: Are you saying I'm fat? Merlin: No, I'm saying the belt is one hole shy away from perfection.

“Take me to Glasgow.” youtube.com/watch?v=LDZQGS6h…

It is true that the Knights of the Round Table and I often pretend to be the Backstreet Boys in our spare time. I am always Nick Carter.

Just discovered there is a Bifröst in heaven. I have booked an appointment with Heimdall... am hoping he lets me come back to earth.

I have seen her picture and know why she has been elected as Queen. She has my haircut. The people of earth still love me. *single man tear*

I kept hearing people say that a young lady by the name of Miley Cyrus was the Queen of Pop. I have never heard of Pop — perhaps a new land?

Off the have a drink with my homeboys, Ned and Robb Stark.