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Joined February 2016
Earlier this month was my 3 year anniversary for comedy. Being a standup comedian literally saved my life. Every year I do a look book of my favorite looks I’ve worn during that year, and I LOVE a theme. This year’s theme? Yearbook! 🧵
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this is the best one that's it, no need to make any more of these, they're all gonna pale in comparison
All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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Thanks for the nice reception everyone!
LONG LIVE THE NEW GODS LONG LIVE JACK KIRBY LONG LIVE ALL ENEMIES OF TYRANNY DEATH TO TOM KING
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Finished a 70+ page script yesterday for a cool unannounced thing. Came across this while doing some housekeeping. I had so much fun on this book. Working with Butch, The tool lyric titles. The ouroboros structure. V proud of this book.
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it’s the way there isn’t a single lie or even a single misleading claim in this video whatsoever
her "feminism" act starts and ends with herself.
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This is honestly hilarious to me LOL
Store owner's store kept getting broken into so he built an entry-only trap at the rear of his shop.
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Fun fact: if you increase your fiber consumption and eat right you can always be ready BECAUSE poop doesn’t live there, it just visits lol
Most anal sex is planned
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Sandys "No You Aint" might be one of the best line deliveries in the whole show! 😂
Sandy was lowkey terrorizing all of Bikini Bottom looking for Spongebob this episode 😅
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All black everything. 🖤⚫️🏴‍☠️
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uncle pussy wip
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oh my ffucking GOD she looks so good !!!!!!
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One door has closed, but another one has opened
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Hunter Schafer has undergone gender-affirming bottom surgery. “I just had bottom surgery in December, which was amazing, and I love it so much,” Schafer told Elle magazine. “For a long time I’ve embraced the gender-expansive part of myself, and I really wanted to try to make that previous body work, because I thought there was something really cool and badass about it.” Schafer described the ability to evolve as the “magical thing about queerness... on an ideological level, it’s about possibility and expansion and growth, and being on that journey and finding yourself.” While she had always viewed her gender identity as more fluid, she has now landed somewhere “flatter,” adding: "I’m a woman. I’m a girl." variety.com/2026/film/news/h…
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we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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Hunter Schafer Says She Had Bottom Surgery Last Year: 'I Love It So Much' Details: buff.ly/K6cMP5j
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This is a very well done video. It also looks like it took a lot of effort. I don’t think I can put into words how much it accurately depicts people I fucking hate tho.
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Straight dude expresses frustration cause his gay best friend never hit on him even when he was naked around him “I felt so disrespected when I look back at those times and I was butt naked in front of him and he didn’t try to make a move”
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I’ve listened to this about 15 times
I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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Seinfeld and Larry David in the same weekend. That’s fucked. God damn you hate to see it. I had higher hopes for Larry. Jerry been a lost cause.
I honestly didn’t expect Larry David to come out firing like this:
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