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Earlier this month was my 3 year anniversary for comedy. Being a standup comedian literally saved my life. Every year I do a look book of my favorite looks I’ve worn during that year, and I LOVE a theme. This year’s theme? Yearbook! 🧵
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this is the best one that's it, no need to make any more of these, they're all gonna pale in comparison
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Finished a 70+ page script yesterday for a cool unannounced thing. Came across this while doing some housekeeping.
I had so much fun on this book. Working with Butch, The tool lyric titles. The ouroboros structure.
V proud of this book.
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it’s the way there isn’t a single lie or even a single misleading claim in this video whatsoever
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Fun fact: if you increase your fiber consumption and eat right you can always be ready BECAUSE poop doesn’t live there, it just visits lol
Hunter Schafer has undergone gender-affirming bottom surgery.
“I just had bottom surgery in December, which was amazing, and I love it so much,” Schafer told Elle magazine. “For a long time I’ve embraced the gender-expansive part of myself, and I really wanted to try to make that previous body work, because I thought there was something really cool and badass about it.”
Schafer described the ability to evolve as the “magical thing about queerness... on an ideological level, it’s about possibility and expansion and growth, and being on that journey and finding yourself.” While she had always viewed her gender identity as more fluid, she has now landed somewhere “flatter,” adding: "I’m a woman. I’m a girl."
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we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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This is a very well done video. It also looks like it took a lot of effort.
I don’t think I can put into words how much it accurately depicts people I fucking hate tho.












































