i cannot stress enough how little i care about what flavor of internet stranger you are, as long as you are nice to me specifically

Joined December 2014
riddlefoal 💚 retweeted
when people are like "sex scenes are unnecessary" it's so rude do you want james spader to be out of a job
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adhd is so goofy like yea let me just take my stimulant medication to relax
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if you have ocd on twitter they kill you
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i miss benji missionimpossible
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no one loves me because i am fat
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I’m watching Death Becomes Her for the first time and I love this movie. Absolutely fantastic. I love a vain woman. I aim to be one someday.
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Sorry I'm fucking fat, I don't fucking love it either
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I would sexually harass you in every universe ♥️
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if you tell me you like john wilson i will fight and die for your honor. if you tell me you like south park i think you probably shouldn’t be able to vote
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whos talking shit about me cause i’ve had a tummy ache all day &&&& i never get girl problems
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This one especially makes me twitch.
Replying to @MerriamWebster
would HAVE could HAVE should HAVE ...not 'of'
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jill probably could fuck up a pinball machine
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Every time my health insurance covers a prescription it feels like a cherubic little angel has kissed me on the cheek and giggled in my ear
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Me anytime someone mentions James Spader
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gonna hold your hands when i say this but you do not need to engage with discourse. you don’t need to be the first to see a film. you don’t need to act as if the pressure you inflict on yourselves is coming from outside your own mind.
i cannot stress enough that no one is forcing anyone to see movies. i choose to see movies because i want to see movies. if i don’t want to see movies, i don’t go see movies. it really is that simple for me.
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the greatest living songwriter is Missy Elliott and that's only because Prince died
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war flashbacks
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it’s 4am i have GOT to shut the fuck up and go to bed
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im not gay btw I just like looking at mens butts
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my tit to belly ratio is all out of wack
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