I was Shakespeare’s cat, then I went to Wall Street.

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Breaking: Anthropic has officially released its S-1 filing for their IPO under the ticker symbol $ANT. The company is reportedly looking to raise as much as $100 billion in cash, which would make it the largest IPO in history. Anthropic hasn't disclosed how many shares they want to sell or at what price, but reports indicate they're targeting a public valuation of $1.5 to $2 trillion. The S-1 filing confirmed a net loss of $80.7 billion in the first half of 2026. sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/…
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The Saudis will pay the Houthis $1B as part of the ceasefire deal thanks for paying xitter.cf/Nostre_damus/status/21…
The Saudis are flying into Tehran to beg the Iranians to ask the Houthis to stop their siege The jokes write themselves
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Trump releases 100k barrels of oil from the SPR Operational limit has been hit It's all gone
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A nuclear strike began the empire, it would be a fitting end to it
BREAKING: Iranian media are reportedly sharing guidance with citizens on how to protect themselves in the event of a nuclear attack by the United States. Separately, speculation is circulating that Washington could consider a tactical nuclear strike against Iran’s Pickaxe Mountain facility, amid claims that its deeply buried underground structures would be difficult to destroy with conventional weapons.
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New Chinese railroad is operating through Afghanistan and into Iran The spice must flow
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Wait, the CIA is spying on us using Samsung televisions The conspiracy theorist where right again
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I knew it when I saw it, I never laughed
Everyday it becomes evidently clear that the movie Idiocracy was in fact a documentary
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Boomers are the dumbest fucking generation in US history.
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ARE YOU HANDING YOUR CHILDREN OVER TO PREDATORS?
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Steel Inflation 💀 And note the price rise started rising a year ago so Biden never did this. Trump did.
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BREAKING: Trump on gas prices being high: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER IS GREATLY APPRECIATED.
the negative case against AI gets stronger every day; even Altman admits the problems are very serious with no obvious solution. the positive case, meanwhile, looks weaker every day. a quote from Apollo’s Torsten Slok: “Despite massive investments and widespread hype around artificial intelligence, the technology has delivered zero financial payoff to corporate America outside of tech. Revenue per worker is… flat for the S&P 493…. Profit margins are… flat for the S&P 493…. No signs of AI boosting [measured] productivity growth…. Mainstream corporate America is pulling back and starting to view token spending… as a cost center…. Mainstream corporate America does not need the latest model and is unwilling to pay for it. As long as agentic AI and token spending are confined to a small part of the economy, the macroeconomic effects of AI will be very limited.” apollo.com/wealth/insights-n…
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Cool!
$NVDA 79% OF SURVEYED COMPANIES REPORT GPUS IDLE AT LEAST HALF THE TIME — VENTUREBEAT
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posted it again award
another development :) my samsung TV loads a region specific convolutional neural network (LogoCNN.bin, cnn.mapping) which tracks your usage in app. like in youtube it's looking for videos you watch, ads you skip, progress in a video, etc. so glad they're interested in me.
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Excuse me sar, it’s Super Indian now
This is an American security company that monitors store cameras live for theft. Just in case you need more proof that AI = another indian.
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🤣😂🤣😂 I'm DEAD.
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Donald Trump promised that he would abolish the Department of Education and all we got is the Republican AIPAC whores in Congress attempting to mandate pro-Israel curriculum in our schools.
Pennsylvania Republican State Senator Doug Mastriano promotes Senate Bill 127, which would mandate Holocaust education in Pennsylvania schools. “Jesus was Jewish. His mother was Jewish. His disciples were Jewish,” Mastriano declares, pleading with Americans to “reject antisemitism.” Follow: @AFpost
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Live look at the Saudis shooting down the Houthi missiles
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Joshua Michael found an access token on Flock's public website. No login required. No authentication. Just sitting there. He downloaded Flock's entire database. 300,000 device locations. 170,000 cameras. 130,000 other hardware units. 27,000 acoustic detectors. Made a map. Published it September 23. The Senate held a hearing on Flock the same day. Cited Michael's research. Flock panicked. Sent a cease-and-desist. Used a brand-protection vendor called Doppel to claim trademark infringement. The map said it wasn't affiliated with Flock. Doppel didn't care. Michael's site went dark. Then Proton moved it to Swiss servers. Now it lives on protonmcp.org. Untouchable. Uncensorable. Hosted by an encryption company in a country that doesn't care what Flock wants. The irony is crystalline. Flock left an access token on the internet. Michael used it to download their own data. Published it. Flock tried to suppress it. Proton said suppressing it is suppressing information. Which is true. The map shows Flock has 150,000 more cameras than they publicly claimed. Shows acoustic detection units mapping human speech across the country. Shows which police departments have access to the whole network. Flock doesn't want that visible. So they tried trademark infringement. Which only worked until Proton decided transparency matters more than Flock's feelings. Now everyone can see exactly how many cameras are watching their car. Where they are. Which cops can see them. Michael warned Flock about the exposed token in November 2025. Flock ignored him. Then got mad when he used it. The surveillance company that claims to protect privacy just tried to suppress the only map showing how much they actually surveille. And failed.
‼️ Proton is hosting a map of 300,000+ Flock surveillance device locations that Flock tried to get taken down. Researcher Joshua Michael says he pulled them from Flock's own systems via a token left open to anyone. Proton calls the takedown "an attempt to suppress information."
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