this and 8 dgx sparks

writeup coming up on rooting your samsung tv (running tizen) is coming. everything about the methodology will be included (in 2 tiers of explanation: one technical, one intended as a way to enable as many people to do it themselves). your room should be yours. companies who yearn for every extractable data vector of your life should be shamed. on the bright side, now that we’re going to be freeing up their data centers from needing massive telemetry ingest capacity they can get back to making memory more affordable as an apology. :)

if you own a samsung TV, my pre-emptive advice to my demonbreak is DO NOT UPDATE YOUR TELEVISION. disable auto-update via settings -> support -> software update -> right arrow -> auto update OFF new non-spying OS coming up (see qt’d post)

I imagine it’s extremely suicidal to be in defensive cybersecurity right now

a NEW php-fpm 0day chain is being worked on (not php2shell) a new potential 0day via OPcache manipulation (affects ALL pool workers) is being researched, reliable oneshot chain tbd requires a solid understanding php opcode & hash cache + mem architecture more soon, potentially

instead of asking “how was you day, babe?” my gf now just instantly launches a distillation attack

all you need is vyvanse and a dgx spark cluster and you’ll be a millionaire in 2 months MAX if you’re not mentally stunted

just used open router to reverse engineer. output tokens are crazy expensive, and you’ll get randomly routed to some provider charging fees that tantamount to raype. time to build my own at-home data center. this is gonna be expensive.

fxck it, while the wow forever servers are down here is a full decompilation of their warden anticheat (Eidolon)

WoW: Forever Anti-Cheat ("Eidolon") reversed. Newest beta build 1.60.1.70170 174 pages of all the RVAs and signatures of the checks + descriptions of what it does. :)

On a beta? Blizzard is going to lose so much goodwill.

50 minutes until wow forever

people who don’t aspire to have a family should get an instant +20% tax burden