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Tweets too much. Very sorry. Very #POTBBC. #forgotten80s #thearchers. #BookcaseWatch hashtag starter. Now just the Kent boppers tweet guy.

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“There's only one thing I'm interested in and that is catching Kent boppers”
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Lewis Goodall
@lewis_goodall2 Mar 2023
NEW: Statement from Matt Hancock- “last night I was accused of sending menacing messages to Isabel. This is also wrong…I messaged to say it was a ‘big mistake’. Nothing more.” Says he won’t be commenting further.
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Boakeshite
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#TheBoakeshiteFiles Revelations still to come: Fri - Cummings calls someone a cunt Sat - Johnson shares image of him licking gold wallpaper Fri - Matt Hancock dick pics #thelockdownfiles
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Swear Clock@swearclock1 Mar 2023
Michael Gove's Cumface It's 11:00PM
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Isn’t that what Savile was accused of doing? I mean, amongst other things.
ITVPolitics@ITVNewsPolitics28 Feb 2023
Former PM @BorisJohnson, who is said to be studying @RishiSunak’s Brexit deal, completes the last leg of his jog after being dropped off by his chauffeur this morning He does not answer when ask if he'll back the 'Windsor Framework' itv.com/news/2023-02-28/rish…
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Zorro P Freely⌚️@banalyst28 Feb 2023
I see Matt Hancock is in hot water again #thelockdownfiles
TLDR News UK@TLDRNewsUK28 Feb 2023
🔴 BREAKING: Matt Hancock rejected the Chief Medical Officer's advice to COVID test all residents going into English care homes. The revelation comes as part of a huge cache of leaked messages obtained by the Telegraph, known as the #TheLockdownFiles
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I see Matt Hancock is in hot water again #thelockdownfiles
TLDR News UK@TLDRNewsUK28 Feb 2023
🔴 BREAKING: Matt Hancock rejected the Chief Medical Officer's advice to COVID test all residents going into English care homes. The revelation comes as part of a huge cache of leaked messages obtained by the Telegraph, known as the #TheLockdownFiles
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Yes I know
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I know everyone is talking about what Sunak actually said today, but why isn’t anyone talking about the giant Coke cans behind him? How long have they been a thing? (No, I don’t get out much)
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“Good speech Prime Minister?” “Oh great! They loved me” “You didn’t sell the virtues of the Single Market that we’ve just spent 7 years bankrupting the country trying to leave did you?” “I may have mentioned it” “May Prime Minister?”
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Here’s what we could’ve won
The News Agents@TheNewsAgents28 Feb 2023
“Which country, until recently, had access to both the UK home market and the European market?” Rishi Sunak gushed over N. Ireland’s “unbelievably special” economic position. But did he also expose the fundamental fallacy of Brexit? On @GlobalPlayer global-player.onelink.me/Br0…
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Investment opportunities in Northern Ireland are not to be sniffed at.
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Saying the quiet bit loud #BrexitDisaster
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Is Jasper Carrott playing Hayley’s dad? #thearchers
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Daily Express
@Daily_Express28 Feb 2023
Mystery object seen being dragged into the Milky Way’s central black hole express.co.uk/news/science/1…
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Can’t someone in NI raise an army and annexe GB so we’re all Northern Irish, and can benefit from the new deal? I mean it’s probably their turn.
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Yay, @pimlicat is on Shelagh Fogerty.
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Windsor Framework
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Erm, I have a question Rish @RishiSunak #BrexitDisaster
ITVPolitics@ITVNewsPolitics28 Feb 2023
'Northern Ireland is in the unbelievably special position - unique position in the entire world - in having privileged access not just to the UK market… but also the EU single market' 'Nobody else has that. No one. Only you guys, only here’ Rishi Sunak hails his Brexit deal
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Channel 4 News
@Channel4News28 Feb 2023
"That's like the world's most exciting economic zone." Rishi Sunak says his Brexit deal will put Northern Ireland in the "unbelievably special position" of having privileged access to the EU Single Market and the UK home market.
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