@swearclock

Do you want a rude time check once an hour? Then shit off and buy a watch. Add your swear suggestions here https://xitter.cf/t.co/phrev8gQoX

 Greenwich UK, Motherfuckers
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Joined May 2017
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This account no longer posts every hour because Elon Musk limited the API to 16 or so posts a day. It now posts every other hour. If you want an hourly time check with swears - then you'll need to go a website run by someone who isn't a prick. bsky.app/profile/swearclock.…
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Gobble My Gonads It's 10:00PM
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Spoon Out My Fanny Juice It's 8:00PM
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One In The Pink, One In The Stink, And One In The Quink It's 6:00PM
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Jizz On Prince William's Slaphead While Singing The National Anthem It's 4:00PM
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Soapy Tit Wank It's 2:00PM
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Electrify My Sphincter And Have It Signal An Sos It's 12:00PM
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Prolapse My Anus And Dress It Like David Mellor It's 10:00AM
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Have A Monster Wank In The Bradford City Fc Toilets It's 8:00AM
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Who Shot Their Load? You Did! You Did! It's 6:00AM
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Put Your Cock Out For The Bin Men It's 4:00AM
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Spaff Your Man Fat All Over A Toblerone It's 2:00AM
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Knobs Out For The Queen, Lads! It's 12:00AM
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Bastard It's 10:00PM
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One! Two! Three! Four! Who's The Wanker At The Door! It's 8:00PM
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Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Motherfunster Cunt It's 6:00PM
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Get Off With A Drunken Nigel Farage It's 4:00PM
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Maintain Eye Contact With The Cat When Wanking It's 2:00PM
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Wank Over The Mother-In-Law's Bra It's 12:00PM
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Uncle's Cocksauce It's 10:00AM
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Call Me A Sub-Postmaster And Slide Your Gigantic Suspect Package Into My Hairy Brown Letterbox It's 8:00AM
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