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Dallas, TX
Joined July 2008
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Ethel Cain is rumored to have written and recorded an original song for Robert Eggers’ β€˜WERWULF,’ according to @THR. (hollywoodreporter.com/lists/…)
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shady camera man showing jeffree king this shit is referential now 😭😭
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alexander skarsgard saying he wore a wig because everyone keeps complimenting olivia colman on her hair is so funny please 😭😭
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Teaching 2nd graders to secure Tinashe tickets
Teaching 2nd graders while trying to secure Tinashe tickets
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Jay-Z performing at the Super Bowl next year
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adela, pink and chappell i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!
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You Can See Everything, dir. Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim (2026)
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WITH CHAPPELL
🚨THE SURPRISE SONG FOR TONIGHT’S SHOW IS β€œBOOM CLAP”??????!!!!!!! #MFFTourLA
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Amanda seyfried and elizabeth holmes
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when u have a sis that’s just as chop as u
they were embarrassed asf😭
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seateddd w @badgate
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still get chills rewatching the exact moment the departure happens
15 years since The Sudden Departure. #TheLeftovers
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While Mayes Middleton promises to follow in Ken Paxton’s footsteps, I’m promising a new path. When I’m Attorney General, I’ll root out corruption, block federal overreach, and sue companies who rig markets to raise your prices. Corruption and abuse of power in the AGβ€˜s office ends this November.
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Girls reboot probably
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β€œvoice memo” β€œdemo” β€œwork tape” β€œpiano version” β€œacoustic version” on an album tracklist
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This is my moment. Put me in coach I’m ready
Guess who’s back, back again… #GIRLS, created by and starring Lena Dunham, will return to HBO Max for five new episodes.
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buldak disintegrating my stomach lining
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kelly clarkson dinner
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JUDGE JUDY: So this is about a bird? KELLY CLARKSON: It was an automata. JUDY: Amma wamma what? CLARKSON: It's like a bird that moves on its own. STORE OWNER: Like a robot bird. JUDGE JUDY: Did I say you can talk yet? Go on sweetheart. CLARKSON: It had a sign.
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someone threw up.
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