flareon fanboy πŸ”₯ | so funny, so topical, so tired. | β™‹β˜€οΈβ™ˆπŸŒ™β™ŽπŸ‘†

Dallas, TX
Joined July 2008
Me: tells Grindr guy I'm on here because it's a nice distraction from depression and loneliness Him: nice so do you have any more pics
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i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re a fish barcode
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trying to catch up on seven havens and paramount plus keeps crashing
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i’m ready for the whataburger photo op
NYP: AOC stops by In-N-Out burger in Bakersfield during California campaign trip Link to article: nypost.com/2026/10/24/us-new…
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Ethel Cain is rumored to have written and recorded an original song for Robert Eggers’ β€˜WERWULF,’ according to @THR. (hollywoodreporter.com/lists/…)
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shady camera man showing jeffree king this shit is referential now 😭😭
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honey this is tate mcrae
A customer made a coffee using the machine???? Ripped the locked??? Door open ,??? And poured their coffee into the internal grounds drawer????
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i thought eureka turned the heat up πŸ”₯
Threads is actually fucking mind blowing.
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🧡: Helen Hunt as the real villain in Twisters In the prologue of 1996’s Twisters a young Jo sees her father killed by an F5 tornado. Commonly understood as a core trauma for her to overcome by the end of the film, what if it was actually her villain origin story? (1/96)
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be poor!
go to each other's homes. this is 75% of hanging out. watch the simpsons seasons 3-7. play a board game. make some cheap food. talk, gossip, bring your craft project over or your sketchbook. watch a movie together. go on a walk. make prank calls. make popcorn for christ's sake.
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i’ve seen enough. cast her in the Tangled remake
Billie Eilish debuts new haircut.
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alexander skarsgard saying he wore a wig because everyone keeps complimenting olivia colman on her hair is so funny please 😭😭
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stop that train is right there xx
hear me out. what if hollywood made happy gay movies!! we have explored queer sadness/tragedy
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Teaching 2nd graders to secure Tinashe tickets
Teaching 2nd graders while trying to secure Tinashe tickets
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Jay-Z performing at the Super Bowl next year
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what a day. i can’t believe i got to vote for her. πŸ’•
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absolutely ridiculous of her to come out for Pink right now….wow
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