I’m literally just here to giggle and tweet about dorky shit.

The Country, AL
Joined May 2021
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turn the heat down on that stove
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, and Dessert
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I be in my apartment like wow. Thank you God- I'm able to buy food, pay my rent, keep the lights on and the water running. I just be so grateful. Idk
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Everybody biggest fear being getting cheated on so funny to me it’s so much worse shit that can happen to you on a daily lmfao
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We're arguing with people that don't do anything alone in the first place it's pointless lmao
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Still talking about solo vacations. Lmao
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The solo trip discourse reminds me of a guy who asked me to be his girlfriend back in February. I already had a trip planned for June, long before he came into the picture, and I even invited him along. He said he couldn’t make it and suggested I cancel the trip instead.
saying solo trips is strictly for single people is exactly why y’all relationships do not last. y’all are so codependent and smothering that you do not realize healthy space is needed in relationships. its normal to have a life outside of your partner.
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I love men who look like they can throw my thick ass around.
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Putcha in a coma!!! Buzz ya clit off!
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how are yall losing over 40 pounds in 3 months stuff like that be taking me a year
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OMFG 😭😭😭 y’all got these men thinking it’s no life outside of them
A woman that is super into you is not gonna want to go on a trip without you lmaooo. This just more disingenuous bullshit yall typically try to get off on here.
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tbh niggas don’t really be taking solo trips like that tho lmaoooo niggas are always w a bitch or friends 😭 it’s like a lot of men cant be alone so they project that onto others. Women are always taking solo trips
Let a man tell his lady he taking a solo trip & she gonna say " you think I'm stupid " or " lol enjoy " no between .
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I like when men scramble to open doors for me lmao
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Right and baecations and friend trips are for ppl who are broke and need to split the cost.
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cats spend like 95% of their waking hours obsessively removing all scent from themselves so they can’t be detected by larger predators, in fact their saliva literally contains enzymes that break down scent molecules. a healthy cat’s scent is neutral.
cats do NOT smell like baby powder you guys are just biased cause you own cats...they stink😭😭
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The most hilarious thing about these dating topics is that every happy couple I know do not be giving a fuck about the shit y’all be in an uproar over. It’s like a totally different world on here lmfao.
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Yall arguing with codependent, bill splitters about solo vacations. Choose peace every day.
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You don’t know me so your point still stands But my wife and I take solo trips (in addition to trips together). Sometimes you just need a few days to only worry about yourself and reset
Idk nobody in the real world who's married or in a serious relationship that takes solo vacations . That's for single people & it ain't got nothing to do with cheating or being codependent idc what twitter saying .
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Everybody on shots and pills, lol
how are yall losing over 40 pounds in 3 months stuff like that be taking me a year
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Same!
I love dressing up, being sexy, and smelling good. 😭
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The idea of getting baptized amuses me because… folks get out that water acting the same ways they were acting prior to getting in. So.. I be confused. Lmao
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