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Joined July 2013
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Feels so real now!
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Ex convicts are humans too!!! She was only protecting her sister
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They’re going to race in the afterlife, aren’t they. They’re going full Drive Angry. Bring in Nicolas Cage, cowards.
Vin Diesel says that Brian will return in the final ‘FAST & FURIOUS’ movie. (Source: FuelFest/TikTok)
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Did the conclave people even look at my resume?
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I hope Hollywood learns the real lesson from SINNERS which is that you should put two Michael B. Jordans in every movie.
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Two heads are better than one. Heads of State is coming to Prime Video July 2.
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Every moment of this trailer seems like a 30 Rock joke and I’m here for every minute of it.
First trailer for ‘HEADS OF STATE’, an action film starring Idris Elba and John Cena as the U.K. Prime Minister and U.S. President. Directed by Ilya Naishuller (‘Nobody’, ‘Hardcore Henry’) Releasing July 2 on Prime Video.
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Not a bad idea. I’d also add a mandatory six month prison sentence if you use your phone during the movie.
Paramount's advice to movie theaters 🍿 • Limit trailers • No ads • Matinee pricing until 6PM • Discounted tickets on multiple weekdays (via @ERCboxoffice)
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it's official: four more seasons of #TheSimpsons, #familyguy, and #bobsburgers are coming to #FOX! oh, and #americandad is back with four seasons too 💪💯
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MY WIFE’S SHORT STORY COLLECTION IS OUT TODAY 🦴🐍✨🌺💀 If you like Mortuary Barbies, organized crime run by mean queers or the fae, Viktor from Arcane, REPO!, and the intricacies of millennial anxiety via a giant gay snake, there's a story in here for you.
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If a character tells a long story about how they had to kill their best friend and they regret it, then the next scene is an innocent possessed woman being warned because they didn’t want to have to kill her the same way that’s not “not being smart.”
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Do you know who else is returning in Avengers Doomsday?
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Bloggers and Film Twitter rushing to be the first to say how much Doomsday is going to suck after some casting announcements and zero footage.
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“This is stupid” you say, as you keep your eyes glued to it, for fear of missing a chance to make a joke and show that you are above it, unlike those people who want to know.
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The parodies of this Marvel chair reveal thing are going to be extra tedious aren’t they?
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1. Don’t film scenes in theaters to dunk on them. 2. If you’re dunking on a musical for ending in a big musical number where everyone sings, I have some bad news for you.
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We’re really lucky that it turns out that as soon as a writer or director or actor says something we don’t like in an interview, all of the sudden their movies are terrible and always have been. In fact, the really great people never liked them, anyway!
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“My misogynist comment will age well, because I mean well!” As I ignore all of the discourse around misogynist comments and hit send.
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Some day this will be a diagnosis
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