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Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2007
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averagebetty retweeted
Let us not even dream of speaking no for the stars are luminous phones in the palms of night #poem #poetry
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No matter where this Covid-Cupid Day finds you sheltering, be it a palace or a shack, we hope it is filled with LOVE! 😘❤️🥰 #theb52s
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averagebetty retweeted
One president burns some money on a watch. Another president burns down the country on his watch. Got it.
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I think I speak for all of us when I say that no one wants to see what “more unstable“ looks like, ok Mike?!???
CNN: Pence has NOT ruled out invoking the 25th Amendment and will use it if Trump becomes more unstable.
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If Trump supporters don’t want to be called nazis and terrorists, they should stop storming the U.S. Capitol while wearing “Camp Auschwitz” shirts.
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If Republican leadership doesn't go to the White House tonight and make this traitor resign, they are equally treasonous.
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He should be behind bars
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averagebetty retweeted
Twitter, this isn't just about being angry at the President. An actual insurrection took place today, blood was spilled, and 90% of the messaging motivating this attack came and continues to come through Twitter. Delete his account.
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averagebetty retweeted
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg #hero
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Today we remember the late, great #AnthonyBourdain, who was the keynote speaker at our 13th Annual Restaurant Industry Conference in 2009. #BourdainDay #UCLAxRestaurantCon 🍽️📹: @averagebetty ow.ly/srk650uMIBg
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#TacoTuesday is here...finally! @averagebetty has you covered with tacos de patatas! #IdahoPotatoes 🥔🌮 youtu.be/GYgkzU36yDQ
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Feliz Cinco de Mayo! Having a par-tay or feeling festive? @averagebetty has a papa de tostada that is filling, flavorful and fresh. youtube.com/watch?time_conti…
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Fun Oaxacan food fact for the holidays: In Oaxaca, when making tamales, corn husks (used for wrapping tamales) are called totomoxtle. It comes from the náhuatl word for "dried leaves." Also, while we're in the subject of respecting old languages. It's #tamal, not #tamale.
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Here’s the best method for carving a turkey. Tag the designated turkey carver in the comments! #thanksgiving
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averagebetty retweeted
So if I give birth in a hospital, will my baby get free healthcare for life?
Couple unexpectedly delivers baby at Chick-fil-A; baby will get free Chick-fil-A food for life and guaranteed job at 14 abc7.la/2uTQIv8
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averagebetty retweeted
Hey Team Tila! Tune into the @TODAYshow this morning at 10:40am. I’m making my Thai Beef Salad. See you soon! @TODAYFood
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Mark Zuckerberg is one of the last people you should trust, and I mean that both literally and alphabetically.
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Happy #NationalPotatoChipDay! Test your chip knowledge and you could win some super crispy (and delicious) prizes! woobox.com/cmgosk
the taste almost same like chicken. Fried mushroom youtube.com/watch?v=sp1sPiPo… #vegan
JUST ANNOUNCED: There will be 4 fee-free days to #FindYourPark in 2018! 1/15 – #MLKDay 4/21 – 1st day of #NationalParkWeek 9/22 – National Public Lands Day #NPLD 11/11 – #VeteransDay nps.gov/orgs/1207/12-12-2017…
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