Marketing strategist, music nerd, sports enthusiast, entitled millennial. Often honest. Never sarcastic.

Brooklyn
Joined January 2009
I keep hearing Joe Davis say that 21 Savage is pitching the game of his life.
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Nobody ever smiles at the #MetGala and everyone looks uncomfortable.
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Ok Andre smiled but he still looked uncomfortable.
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all in a week's work
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Super Bowl LIX: Kendrick kills while Jalen Hurts.
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Excited to see Wiggins and Love on the same team. #awkward
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NBA Fans - "I've never been more shocked by a trade!" Cavs Fans - "Hold my Gatorade."
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Dear #Ohio, Please stop pretending to be Indiana and go back to Ohio.
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For your consideration please and thank you! platoon.lnk.to/superposition…
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girl YOU BOUGHT TWITTER
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“She wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison” is straight out of SNL Drunk Uncle.
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Reminder to set your clock an Auerbach if you haven’t already 💫
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Israel has discovered 40 murdered babies. So far. The deplorables who cannot bring themselves to condemn the murder of babies as barbaric are revealing themselves to be nothing short of barbaric. The defenders of baby killers are perpetuating oppression under the guise of liberation and terror under the guise of resistance.
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Antizionism IS antisemitism.
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New genre: Khruangbincore
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Just discovered my lifetime subscription to @RollingStone expires in 2059. $1,000 says you die before I do! That’s 10:1 odds in your favor.
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This new EARL “Making The Band (Danity Kane)” is CRAZY xitter.cf/ClipsMusics/status/166…
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Congrats to Michael Malone and the @Nuggets!
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