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occasional supreme court advocate (derogatory)

The Texas Panhandle
Joined December 2009
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Come to me ye who are in no shape for driving, and have no place to go
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HAPPY DIWALI BITCH
Tonight wasn’t the night our campaign had hoped for. To everyone who stood alongside us, gave your time, and believed in what we set out to accomplish, thank you. I will never forget your dedication, your friendship, and, above all, your love for the great state of Texas. As Thomas Jefferson once wrote, “I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.” My dreams for Texas and America remain undiminished, as does my faith in the indomitable spirit of the people of the Lone Star State. I’m not going anywhere — because we have work to do. Onward.
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Just a total tidal wave in Texas. Incredible stuff.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Me and my homies watching returns
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72 ford pickup, short bed,, fleetside, Automatic. I tried to find it again years later but it may have left the country.
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Me every day 🌲
Replying to @AnnaBower
what is the judge doing????!!!!!
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A lawyer who is a member of a U.S. district court can litigate there (and maintain an office / advise clients about fed litigation) without being a member of the state’s bar but can’t do transactional law there and that’s weird .
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It’s spooky tweet season again #telltaleheart
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DC and #AppellateTwitter friends: what time should I get in the lawyer’s line tomorrow? Only one case and it’s not yet famous.
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In the mood to fight , anyone who comments in the next 20 minutes I will argue with you in the replies
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“They don’t know I’m the future Pope”
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First xweet after a long hiatus to say… if this guy thinks we’ve lost the plot, we are probably in very firm possession of the plot
I think the public defender community has lost the plot somewhere.
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seriously be careful out there everyone i had 2 Microsoft Copilot licenses in my car, and someone broke in and left 4 more
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The Oracle told Trump that if he should send an army against the Persians, he'll destroy a great empire, so I wouldn't worry about this too much.
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Yall @jkzreturns is back , follow him here or he’s going to go be insufferable on bulesky with the rest of us
Replying to @attorneydad
Tell your followers to follow me, look how sad this is. I used to be somebody!
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I gave up my childhood belief in the Lost Cause years ago. But somehow I ignored or overlooked — until just this year — the Alamo heroes’ connection to enslavement . 😭
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Finally, someone put international conflict into terms I can understand
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I have found my people
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Selecting all images with traffic lights
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