Player for @Theparadox_ESG |Father|26| Smart little cookie with little winnings.

Joined July 2021
He posts in the group chat like a middle aged father who only uses Facebook
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So instead of waiting 5 years for something half baked, we can just wait one year now
As part of the news of Activision taking over Halo, Halo Studios will see large number of layoffs and turn into a support studio for the currently available titles
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“People still play their games, fuck it let them handle it”
Halo will now become an Activision | Blizzard title. It’s now under control of the same people who make Call of Duty. [via NateTheHate]
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what no HCS and no new Halo multiplayer does to the boys
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How relevant
On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user identifying himself as a Burger King employee posted a picture of himself standing in two boxes of lettuce in the kitchen, along with the caption: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King."
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I feel like I’m watching a Cowboys playoff game
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250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states. Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub. Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.
So America turns 250. That's cute. My local pub is 364 years old.
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Japan treating Tunisia like its Nanking
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If Scotland can have a national team despite being apart of the U.K then I think Texas should too.
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It appears our superiority has once again led to some controversy
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If yall see “lemon zester” in the game throw his games and he will unleash a demonic nerd rage
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apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials
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Halo 2 is the longest game in the series, but it's also the girthiest, and has a slight curve to the left
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Replying to @atticusfours
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Happy pride month
Shoutout the duo @atticusfours. We've grown in and out of the game together over the duration of Infinite. All the highs & lows, late night scrims & vod, HCS trips & BnBs. You're the definition of a competitor in and out of the game. Glad we shared these years together #Matticus
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one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover
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EXECUTIVE ANNOUNCEMENT: The Future of Paradox Gaming LLC. 👑 From day one, building Paradox has never been a solo mission. It requires unwavering loyalty, a shared vision, and a relentless work ethic to build a legacy that lasts. Nobody embodies those traits more than Mattie. Effective immediately, I am incredibly proud to announce that @MattieMathias_ has officially been promoted to Co-Owner of Paradox Gaming LLC. Mattie has been foundational to our growth, managing our internal operations, supporting our staff, and keeping the grind alive behind the scenes. Moving into the rest of 2026 and beyond, we are leading this organization side-by-side as partners. Please join us in congratulating the new Co-Owner of Paradox. The foundation is set, and we are just getting started. #TheParadox_ESG
🤖 Made with AI
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This blue checkmark meta has ruined any kind of discourse, like you’re either reaction baiting or you are genuinely not supposed to be around a mobile device Incase you call the police for not getting chocolate milk
Every new halo release brings out both sides of larpers
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Holy shit lmao
the beautiful thing about competitive gaming is that no matter how terribly you just played, you can always sit back, take a deep breath, and blame a developer you don’t know for a balance patch that happened three years ago
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