@LDNRom

As long as there is delusion, there is hope

London
Joined July 2020
That time of year.
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Tony Pulis knows everybody in football
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Police have posted
A mutual friend has gone missing in the Manchester/Salford area please keep an eye out and call local police if you have any info
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I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT
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I did some work on this house during the initial refurb/build and met Nick and Holly. Can confirm they are cunts irl. I also did fuck all work and got paid quite nicely for it.
Nick Candy and Holly Valance. Britain’s most expensive house. A £265m sale. Usual consequence: £32m of stamp duty. But five small flats were included in the sale. By an extraordinary happy accident, that cut the tax by £18.5m. The curious sale of Nick Candy’s mansion A 🧵:
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Spilled some hot coffee on myself on my drive to work
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Has this been done
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Things we love to see
JLove screen to MarShawn Lloyd for his first career TD! BANG THE FREAKIN DRUM 🥁 Cheers to a healthy Lloyd 🍻
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Goosebumps. For all its faults, Western Christian culture is still worth defending.
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I’m in London today to watch Millwall West Ham. I’m a bit worried about it kicking off so I’ve picked up a half and half scarf so that both sets of supporters respect and like me.
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'Farmers do not create food, chefs do'
Sadly, if you pretend that teachers and nurses 'create wealth' then you end up with little wealth and fewer of either.
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going to Petsmart and asking if they have the new cat
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Top 5 most Israeli countries: 1. USA 2. Israel 3. Serbia 4. UAE 5. Germany HM: Saudi Arabia
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We accept
BREAKING: Iran sets a new condition for reopening the Strait of Hormuz, saying President Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu must no longer hold power.
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Here is the "Ha Gay!" scene from Community Japanese Dub.
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Will Earl Spencer's new Diana book damage the King's reputation? Diana’s brother claims King Charles told him after her death that “we’ll forget her soon enough” — a claim Buckingham Palace strongly disputes. So nearly 30 years on, could this change the way you see the King?
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Ya see folks, cancel culture isn’t when billionaire stadium owners get Macklemore fired, it is when the other openers quit in solidarity.
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hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Ed Sheeran fears Palestinian flags at his gigs may harm his reputation as the most uninteresting person on the planet.
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