They pay me $800 a week to tell a cat and mouse what to do. Cast member & biz dev for Friends at the Table. Sorry about all the wrestling tweets. he/him
Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2008
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I think I am done here. I can't let myself fall in to the same patterns as 2016/2017. Organize and build community where you are as I hope to do. I need to be a present parent more than I need to obsess over all this stuff. If you'd like to keep up with me ⬇️
I also don't want to post or doom scroll over at 🔵☁️ but if I do it'll be over there. I'm amtebbel over there. If you feel it's appropriate I'm artattak on Discord. I'm a top tier shit talker if you're filling out a group chat. Be excellent to each other. I love you.
Alright. I gotta stop doom scrolling because I have a baby I have to take care of no matter what else is happening in the world. I’m gonna delete this app for a while. If I’m lucky I’ll never feel the call to come back but somehow I doubt it. Take care of each other. Later.
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We do not want a return to normal and we definitely do not want a “return to civility.” We want to make the world better. And you CANNOT do that with people who dedicate their lives to making the world worse.
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And I'm so fucking sad at how sad my kid is going to be. And I'm so angry for her. But that's a minor thing. I'm also fucking furious that they constantly give up so many things that people care about in a futile quest for votes that, shockingly, never come.
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Going "You know, we NEED Republicans in government!" and validating conservative framing about the border and crime and, you know, the existence and humanity of trans people is not a great way to get DEMOCRATS to vote for you.
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It makes me incomprehensibly angry that whenever you go "Maybe we shouldn't spend so much time chasing support from Republican ghouls" people jump in to go "Uhhhh actually the only way to WIN is with the moderates who love (checks notes) Dick Cheney!" And it never fucking works.
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But surely NEXT time we take the base for granted and spend most of our time desperately chasing moderate Republicans and pushing major donor priorities it'll work!
Maybe I’m an idiot but isn’t this exactly what happened four years ago? I don’t understand this level of doom this early.
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Got any plans tonight?? No?? Great!!! Head on town to twitch.tv/friendsatthetable!
At 5 PM Eastern, Ali will be settling in for this week's week of Mistria! (Say that 5x fast...)
Afterwards at 8 PM, a variety of TableFriends(TM(jk)) will take over with some Jackbox Survey Scramble!
Is there anyone running for office on a platform of teaching people the point of the trolley problem? I would vote for them.
Uh oh. The last effort he got behind didn’t go great.
.@FatJoe endorses Kamala Harris: "[Trump] blocked the aid to Puerto Rico's recovery. Kamala Harris went out there and helped the people, bringing over 5 million Latino jobs... So I'm asking you, if you're undecided, to go out there tomorrow and vote for Kamala Harris because I believe in her and I know you can trust her"
