@astrangebird

Equal parts wit & whimsy.

 Boston, MA
Joined May 2019
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One of my students, on why the third line of Fatimah Asghar's poem "Playroom" is surprising: "Because cross-species toy intercourse is strange."
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I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present (Via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE )
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Wavy🍊@omfgWAVY13 Sep 2022
“i’m pro therapy, but sometimes you really just need some money.” — heavy on this. people need resources and relief, so they can take their rest without worrying about their basic needs being met.
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Here are some things I NEVER do as a writer: a 🧵
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if I text you “🖕🌧🐓” it means “I fucking depended on you and you left the fucking wheelbarrow out and it’s fucking raining and now the white chickens are fucking filthy”
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Teens or my 27yo grown roommate? 😩
KJ@IDontSpeakWhine6 Jul 2022
Teens will open a kitchen cabinet and act shocked that there are no bowls, like they don't know that every bowl you own is in their room.
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Ben Riddle@rddlmethispoet17 Jun 2022
me on my way to be the "you" in your poem: – at Perth, Western Australia
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Oh, hey, NVLD works this way, too. Yay, executive functioning!
ely kreimendahl@ElyKreimendahl8 Apr 2022
the way my adhd works is in the morning I have 45 minutes I call “the zone of possibility” and if I don’t frenetically accomplish all the day’s tasks within those 45 minutes sadly that’s a wrap on the whole day
A love letter to my neighbor who likes to idle outside my window 😘
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I want to start a Southern food brand with such hits as "Well Whip'dy Doo" whipped cream topping and our margarine, "Y'all Mean to Tell Me This Ain't Butter?"
The book is here, and I am so happy and so honored to be a co-winner of the @NotALitMag Poetry Prize alongside @divsrii! Congratulations to us! 🎉
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"PHEW " Wordle 228 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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😑 Wordle 227 4/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
A day maker!! Congratulations @divsrii, as well! 🎉
I Am Not A Lit Mag 🥑@NotALitMag31 Jan 2022
With all the incredible talent in the inbox, I had to make a tough, unprecedented call...I am excited to announce the #NotALitMag POETRY CO-WINNERS, @divsrii & @astrangebird!!
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Emma Bolden@emmabo30 Jan 2022
someone said you can just use the pens you have instead of buying new ones but that just sounds fake???
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I once worked at a mom & pop video store, and we had the classic 5 for $5 movie deal. With tax, it came to $5.49. A lady set a grocery store bag on the counter. It was full of loose pennies. Five hundred and forty-nine pennies.
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The best part of today's puzzle is I was just being a lil sassy with my guess and it was correct! Wordle 216 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Okay, I give in, I'll be a Wordler. Wordle 215 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Annie Dillard is here to save us from ourselves: lithub.com/annie-dillard-on-…
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