@aster_etc

🎤🐛 shitposting woman who loves cats, spiders and bugs, especially the ugly ones.

 florida woman
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Joined August 2020
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trap dad
@dude_gang7h
her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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Born To Ribbit, Forced To Croak
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I have a gut feeling. “That’s your vagus nerve.” It’s telling me to gamble. “Oh, that’s the Vegas nerve.”
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Bug@BramR0tOct 19
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garshmo@garshmoOct 18
My tapeworm can drive us then we can both drink
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sarika@sarikatwtsOct 18
started texting like a man by replying to whichever part of the message i feel like acknowledging and ignoring the rest
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yall i thought this was Bryan Johnson
H11MBO@h11mboOct 17
Custom lingerie designs are back open, dm for more info 🖤
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吃早饭了，今天的早饭看起来不错
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Cozy
@cosyposterOct 17
no more dry rocks for kitty
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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– at Citrus Heights, CA
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I play with my pussy too much for this
Moshe
@Moshe_MesoOct 17
Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️
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dormir no peito de um homem magrelo eh a mesma coisa q dormir num banco de rua.. #arquiteturahostil
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Protect queer art
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I am being foolish. Because of my genetic predisposition to foolishness. My father was a fool, bless his heart. Bless our hearts
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Nobody wants to draw my oc because he looks weird
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be honest bro would you pollinate me if i was a flower
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Bro. I’m telling you right now, you will not regret watching this one. I try not to oversell shit. Fuckin trust me on this ONE video.
𝐰𝐢†𝐜𝐡𝐬𝐲@evilitalianOct 16
do you guys want to see my favorite video on the Internet
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chinese oomf is so funny because this is literally the only time he ever said anything in english
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