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Joined September 2010
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How songs ended in the 80’s
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"You can't judge someone by their appearance" was such a massive psyop we were fed as kids. Like bro you literally can. The cover of the book tells you what's in the fucking book lol
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do not forget to set your clocks on fire tonight because time is irrelevant
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For people saying the elites are going to force a global reset… Have you ever met a billionaire? I have one in my family and I promise you, they have no desire to retreat to a mountain and live outside the life of luxury they are used to. They love being rich. They love everyone looking at them in their Lamborghinis. They love spending 3 or $4000 on meals. They love being on the top of society. Most do at least. Why would they force a reset where they have to retract to their bunkers and live a challenging and less luxurious life? If they forced society to fail, their safety is highly at risk as well. There are not too many places to hide with millions of starving people. Their plan is likely a slow and steady burn over decades, not a reset.
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Macaulay Culkin went as the meme for Halloween 😂
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bitch this is genius
glow sticks at the bottom of your purse >>> #womeninstem
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 sound matrix advice! ✔️
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Pregnancy and child birth changes everything about a woman and in the entire process if you do not have an understanding and supportive partner, family, friends you can run mad. Something inside you just dies, I can't find the right words to explain it, just guard your wombs.
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ngl I lowkey love when people start to notice they chose the wrong side 😂😂😂😂
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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More people are addicted to weed because true alcoholism takes incredible willpower
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Women always need scalding hot showers because they yearn to be burned at the stake.
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laughter is a banishing spell
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There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.
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Omg🤦🏽‍♂️🤣
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How about we never “drop naps”? How about we just go from two naps to one nap and then for the rest of our lives we all get 1 nap a day because that should really be how life is.
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Im at the age where beds are uncomfortable and do more harm than good. I might as well sleep on the floor by the stove like a dog. No one talks about this phenomenon but it’s coming for you too eventually
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