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Joined September 2010
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do not forget to set your clocks on fire tonight because time is irrelevant
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For people saying the elites are going to force a global resetโ€ฆ Have you ever met a billionaire? I have one in my family and I promise you, they have no desire to retreat to a mountain and live outside the life of luxury they are used to. They love being rich. They love everyone looking at them in their Lamborghinis. They love spending 3 or $4000 on meals. They love being on the top of society. Most do at least. Why would they force a reset where they have to retract to their bunkers and live a challenging and less luxurious life? If they forced society to fail, their safety is highly at risk as well. There are not too many places to hide with millions of starving people. Their plan is likely a slow and steady burn over decades, not a reset.
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Macaulay Culkin went as the meme for Halloween ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Everyone gave him coffee crisps Thank you all I love yous
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bitch this is genius
glow sticks at the bottom of your purse >>> #womeninstem
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Considering I might be a chimera instead
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I am a public library
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ sound matrix advice! โœ”๏ธ
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Pregnancy and child birth changes everything about a woman and in the entire process if you do not have an understanding and supportive partner, family, friends you can run mad. Something inside you just dies, I can't find the right words to explain it, just guard your wombs.
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ngl I lowkey love when people start to notice they chose the wrong side ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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More people are addicted to weed because true alcoholism takes incredible willpower
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Women always need scalding hot showers because they yearn to be burned at the stake.
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Everytime someone knocks at my door I have a mini stroke and die for a minute Its exhausting
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laughter is a banishing spell
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There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.
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Omg๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ
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