@asinglefather

.banned from smash burger for being “too real”

 Brooklyn, NY
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Hi Brooklyn The first preview of a play I wrote and directed, Bumpo, is happening this Sunday. It’s a ridiculous story about grief, custody and human/dog hybrids. I’ve never worked harder on anything and it’d mean the world to me if you came. brooklyncc.com/show-schedule…
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screenplay understander@asinglefather21 Mar 2021
Prince William Jason Biggs at 38 fuckin da pie
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It’s been two days and nothing from Jon Taffer
The Boston Globe
@BostonGlobeSep 22
A lesbian bar in Greenfield eased its stringent mask mandate, a decision that has splintered the queer community in the city and beyond. trib.al/FyZjBWs

A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose....

Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead.

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Now more than ever, shut the fuck up Dave Portnoy you ugly short bitch
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@stoolpresidenteFeb 26
Should the Bruins trade for Brady Tkchuck? No shot he wants to play in Canada anymore right? I feel like the B’s should just get all the Olympic gold medalists that Canada hates now.
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Bumpo’s back in NYC next month!! This app scares me now but wouldn’t it be so cool if you went and saw this?
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thetanknyc.org/calendar-1/20…

BUMPO: A Tragicomedy About Heartbreak, Custody and Human/Dog Hybrids. — The Tank

Following their decision to divorce, Sam, a failed writer and Eileen, a genetic scientist are tasked with sorting out custody for Bumpo, a dog/human hybrid that they’ve been raising as a son.

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TMZ
@TMZ15 May 2022
This scrambled celebrity is best known for his genius rapping skills. Can you guess who it is? tmz.com/2022/05/15/celebrity…

Celebrity Scramble -- Guess Who!

This scrambled celebrity is best known for his genius rapping skills. Can you guess who it is?

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priapistically erumpent@CHRISF0GLEFeb 2
Thinking Queen is one of the best bands ever is such an entry-level music opinion. It’s kinda like thinking Christopher Nolan is a genius director
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Spotify is just making up genres for the hell of it. What the fuck do you mean you had “nu gaze” and “freak folk” in your top 5
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elliott@ellgreeb7 Nov 2025
men need to get out of the gym and start listening to pavement
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Going to be in Boston in 24 hours
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I miss my Dad so much
screenplay understander@asinglefather30 Nov 2020
Dad Pranks Son!!!!! (Gone WRONG)
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Hi. My show Bumpo is back in Brooklyn this Friday at 8! Arguably the saddest relationship drama about going through a divorce and negotiating custody of the half dog/human puppet that your ex made in a lab. Would love for any of you to come. restlessnites.com/events/bum…
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Hope enough people retweet this so Julia Fox comes
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Okay? I’ve practiced humility for 28 years now
Culture Crave 🍿
@CultureCrave8 Oct 2025
Timothée Chalamet practiced ping pong for over 6 years to prepare for his role in 'Marty Supreme' 🏓 He first talked with Josh Safdie about the role in 2018 and would take lessons while filming other projects "Everything I was working on, it was this secret: I had a table in London while I was making 'Wonka'. On 'Dune 2', I had a table in Budapest, Jordan. I had a table in Abu Dhabi ... I got myself an Airbnb in a town [around] Saint-Tropez after 'The French Dispatch', overlooking the water, and I was taking lessons there" (via @THR)
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@BarackObama @SabrinaAnnLynn could really use a retweet here
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Elon let’s get this viral
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