just another manipulative pseudopomo Bullshit Artist who’s trying to salvage a fiasco by dropping back to a metadimension and commenting on the fiasco itself

Joined March 2018
When I was a kid I used to larp as male on club penguin
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I'd actually watch sports if they dropped a member of the US military from the roof at the beginning of every single football game
WARNING: GRAPHIC HORRIFYING MOMENT as US MILITARY SERVICE MEMBER PLUMMETS from STADIUM RAFTERS onto FIELD during UTSA–NAVY FOOTBALL GAME RUSHED to hospital as CONDITION REMAINS UNKNOWN
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“Hey look kids! If you join the military, you can do cool shit like this!” *fucking dies*
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Sorry ma’am your son died in operation fall from a really high place and die
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If you laugh you go to hell
A U.S. Army officer falls to the field at high speed during a fast rope demonstration gone wrong during the Navy vs UTSA pregame tonight. The officer was attended to on the field and taken to the hospital on a stretcher. There has been no update on his condition but we pray that he was not seriously injured.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Air Force confirmed the service member, a USAF Airman, died from injuries after the rappelling demonstration. It was not a fast-rope or Army officer. taskandpurpose.com/news/airman-di… espn.com/college-footba…
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The way George mogs them all in every photo…
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The Beatles sampling the French national anthem will never not be funny to me
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Leaf Doe
if john doe is the name of an unnamed boy and jane doe is the name of an unnamed girl whats the name of an unnamed nonbinary person
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Atheists might be the most bigoted people on the planet lol
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Can finally post this
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If you’re going to critique leprechaunology you have to be informed on the nuances of leprechaun culture
If youre going to critique astrology you need to be informed on how it works. Astrologers do not delineate on the month you were born. They calculate your DOB, time of birth, and birthplace, which calculates a chart that maps the planet’s position when you were born
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Friend accused me of “autism-maxxing” with this fit
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mystical thinking is a mindset that makes you especially vulnerable to reactionary thought. there's a reason the crunchy granola types disproportionately got into maga and qanon
ok but it is really important that we all agree magic isn't real
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A really stupid thing about me is that if there's a character in a movie or tv show holed up in a disgusting, cheap motel with beer cans and cigarettes scattered around the room my brain goes "this looks awesome"
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200 mg modafinil just to get brutally mogged by 15 mg adderall. less mg. more effect. not even the same league. brutal mog
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does therapy even work when you’re self-aware enough to see through your own bullshit and the therapist’s, so the whole session just feels like being gaslit by someone with a psychology degree 😭
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Paul McCartney es tan grande como compositor que a veces pasa de largo que es uno de los vocalistas mas grandes y versátiles que dio la humanidad.
this is my favorite clip ever like just look at them
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I do think infinite jest is the most impressive work of art ever created but I don’t think it’s perfect. There are much worse arts I think are. Closeness to perfection isn’t a good metric for judging art
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Truly the #1 “it really is that deep”of all time
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