@ashlethalweapon

not just pretty and funny. dumb too

Joined November 2010
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Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 10
Students at a Georgia High School pranked their principal by staging a fake fight to wish him a happy birthday.
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rebecca@babyybeckzOct 8
The woman should take care of all the posting for the household
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orbtober@strwbrysuccubusOct 6
when itโ€™s โ€œtake the loose pill thatโ€™s been in your purseโ€ time
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"las chicas deberรญan hablar con muchos chicos para poder elegir al mejor" yo despuรฉs de hablar con uno
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mau
@rllyduOct 5
u should be allowed to delete someone elseโ€™s account if they post food that looks like shit
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maddy ๐Ÿฆˆ@m4ddynessSep 29
one of the hardest things about living with sexual trauma is being re-traumatized every time thereโ€™s a heavily publicized case in the news. watching people litigate and demonize other victims. makes you wonder what the point of any of it is, if itโ€™s even worth speaking up at all.
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iraq obama@ducktelevisionSep 29
you cannot give consent under the influence you cannot give consent under the influence you cannot give consent under the influence you cannot give consent under the influence you cannot give consent under the influence you cannot give consent under the influence you cannot give
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Chris@citehchrisSep 30
if you ever pull a true man hater, cherish her and donโ€™t fumble
Nick@Genesis_NLTSep 28
Talking to a woman who proudly says she hates men is so draining
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pain
@Turbo_clipsSep 29
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horse dentist
@equine__dentistSep 24
bad and naughty pups get turned into ice cream
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Michael Douglas Hall@hallmikedSep 18
Everyone has diarrhea now right? Diarrhea gang, check in!
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if you're skinny right now I'm happy for you but please don't do it around me
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@europemaxxedSep 8
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Orwell & Goode
@OrwellNGoodeSep 3
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Sinethemba. ๐Ÿ’œ
@cnehshugaAug 28
Men clocked this so early & never looked back
ู…ูŠุงูˆูˆ@kayann0kAug 27
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๐ŸŽƒNosferascoob๐ŸŽƒ@ScoobydouchebagAug 28
Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having had sex
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๐Ÿค@quannxieAug 25
never trust a man who replies to your tweets in dms
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