Theoretical particle physicist: Postdoctoral Fellow at @YorkUPhysics & Honorary Fellow @UofGlasgow. Ask me anything on particle physics. All views are ingroup's

Toronto, Ontario
Joined April 2009
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Any time I see someone try to call video games violent or evil I remember this review a father left for Stardew Valley on steam.
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Fishing site hacked to show pornography bbc.in/303V1a6
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Huge cheer when the men were released after eight hours in the back of the Home Office van #KenmureStreet
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Watching people navigate each other over TEAMS for where the share screen button is....
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.@DuluxUK How do we delete tweets? #FreeCuthbert
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only takes two seconds of me cliciking around on my keyboard to see why they call me the mother fucker of ubuntu
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It’s so funny that we put out the only good album this year and everyone is leaving us off their best of the year lists like they’re all some kinda junior banksys or something. Cute gag. Everyone knows only one good band put out a record this year.
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let x∈ ℝ, see if i give a fuck
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Turns out that tetraquark paper we wrote earlier this year was published a few days ago: journals.aps.org/prd/abstrac…
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I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes: At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking
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Transferring the draft to my coauthors xitter.cf/TooSatisfied/status/13…
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Word of the day is ‘boondoggle’ (1940s): an entirely unnecessary, expensive, and wasteful undertaking (often the result of ‘hornswoggling’: bamboozling and hoodwinking).
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Fahrenheit Celsius 🤝 -40 Degrees
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Release the vaccine in vape form and I promise no one will ask what is in it
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Thank you for that information. We apologize but upon reviewing your location you're in Northern Ireland. Rugby Autumn Nations Cup coverage is exclusively available to Prime members based in the UK. We don't have the rights to other territories. ^RS
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Republicans Me at Age 4 🤝 Fuck counting
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Use this second national lockdown to do something you didn't manage to master first time around, like installing a national test and trace system.
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