@TylerJBurch

Lead Baseball Analyst @RedSox, recovering physicist. Formerly: @Argonne, @NIU, ATLAS Experiment @CERN, @MurrayStateUniv, STL(area) Native | Tired but hydrated

 Peabody, MA
tylerjamesburch.com/
Joined April 2011
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engineers used to hate context switching and now that's all engineering is
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The bass line on “I’m so happy” by Ms. Rachel is absolute fire.
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The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.
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Be the change you want to see in the world.
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Old movies really made a big deal about not wearing the current collection but now you have way more aura if you manage to thrift find something
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the way she would be completely wrong if this was 2026
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need some help, the parenting books didn't prepare me for this one: what do I do when my kid wakes up at 2 am to tell me that the reason you sneeze is because there's dust or pollen in your nose?
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(cc @DanielWhiteson this is on you - she started watching Elinor)
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The more I learn how to cook, there seems to be two main principles to making a dish well: - if it’s wet, you gotta get it dry - if it’s dry, you gotta get it wet
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Red Sox
@RedSoxSep 25
Fenway skies.
A wide shot photo of Fenway Park with a sunset in the background.

ALT A wide shot photo of Fenway Park with a sunset in the background.

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Jonathan Berk
@berkie1Sep 25
As New England as a nor’ eastah sunset at Fenway Park.
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hera@shiningdaisiesSep 21
be the elephant you wish to see in the room
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@MLBSep 20
It was a wicked good summah for the Sox! After being 14 games under .500 in June, the @RedSox are shipping up to the #Postseason! #CLINCHED (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
CLINCHED! Boston Red Sox Postseason 2026 presented by Budweiser Pictured: Cutouts of Willson Contreras, Payton Tolle, Ceddanne Rafaela, Wilyer Abreu and Sonny Gray. They wear green City Connect Red Sox jerseys.

ALT CLINCHED! Boston Red Sox Postseason 2026 presented by Budweiser Pictured: Cutouts of Willson Contreras, Payton Tolle, Ceddanne Rafaela, Wilyer Abreu and Sonny Gray. They wear green City Connect Red Sox jerseys.

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“You like baseball, don’t you?” -my 3-year-old
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NESN
@NESNSep 18
Remembering Alex Gimenez ❤️
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Red Sox
@RedSoxSep 18
Alex was an integral member of our baseball operations for over a decade, and forever a part of our Red Sox family. We are absolutely heartbroken by this news and send our love to Alex’s family. ❤️
Boston Bruins
@NHLBruinsSep 18
A statement from Boston Bruins General Manager Don Sweeney.
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I used to really love autumn but now it just feels like the final boss of Sunday Scaries while I mentally prepare for 6 months of Winter.
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“Look, we’re going to make every aspect of life require access to a magical rectangle in order to function. Oh also, it will be optimized to prey on your dopamine receptors at every turn in order to extract every bit of attention and money it possibly can.”
Stephanie H. Murray@stephmurrayyyySep 16
I know the world is ending but I'm in @nytimes today explaining how switching to a dumbphone ruined my husband’s life.
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does anyone know if LLMs speak midwestern?
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Tonight I made a pizza flavored bean skillet so my kids would get some nutrients. I also made bread because you gotta have something to dip in the skillet. Anyway they ate a whole loaf of bread and I was the only one who had beans.
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Say what you want about the AI era, but my PhD thesis has been downloaded more in the last year than ever before.
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