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Undersecretary, Ministry of Silly Fields (https://xitter.cf/t.co/wrSmLFVH5x) paul.h.artes@gmail.com

Plymouth, Devon, UK
Joined August 2014
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These are War and Pestilence. Death and Conquest are unavailable after fourteen years of cuts, and have been sub-contracted to SERCO who are sourcing a pair of Shetland Ponies as we speak.
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Exciting 👁 PhD opportunity investigating the role of OCT in glaucoma diagnosis in eye care with me, @artes_ph and @asmazahidi. @PlymUni @PlymOptometry The deadline is 10th May, please share and get in touch for more information/discussion. jobs.ac.uk/job/DGU616/phd-st…
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One thing is abundantly clear. If the genocide does last a year as Israel now threatens, and 200,000 Palestinian civilians die of bombardment, hunger and disease the BBC will still be running regular Israeli puff pieces about October 7.
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Bravermans worst nightmare
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"Israelis marked a month since Hamas killed 1,400 people and kidnapped 240, starting a war in which 10,300 Palestinians are said to have died." Nothing at all biased about this description in today's London @thetimes: complete neutral like the rest of their coverage. That's the trouble with Palestinians, isn't it, they just die? No one has to kill them. You just advert your gaze, lose all your journalistic integrity, humanity and compassion... and what do you know? Suddenly over ten thousand Palestinians are dead for no reason at all.
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The prime minister wants to make sure we don’t call for an armistice on armistice day.
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Say what you want but British dispensing opticians have a great sense of humour.
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On January 13, 2004, British photographer and human rights activist Tom Hurndall died after being in a coma for nine months. Hurndall was shot in the head by an Israeli sniper in April 2003 while trying to rescue children from Israeli gunfire in Gaza.
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will you explain thunder and lightning to me @SPECSnetwork
Did you know your eye is the fastest muscle in your body? Hence, the phrase: “In the blink of an eye".
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Employers said it would cost £1.5bn to deliver an inflation-level pay rise to all university staff That's 3.75% of £40bn reserves That's 1/3 of a £4.6bn spend on new buildings That's half of last year's surplus cash We aren't stupid. We know what we are worth. #ucuRISING
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Students don't need a perfect teacher. Students need a happy teacher, who's gonna make them excited to come to school and grow a love for learning.
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Reginald Perrin and the original anti-growth coalition (1977)
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Liz Truss can fly planes She drives motorbikes,she can make sausages & cut cake. Horses love her. She’s also a really good tractor driver. She’s a woman of many talents & is neither Theresa May or Harold Shipman. She truly is a Wonder Woman. Low taxes on the way! #SupportTruss ❤️
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The future of the @Cornwall_Museum causes a stir @CornwallCouncil meeting as @AndrewGeorge_ stands to complain Council leader Linda Taylor didn’t mention it in her opening remarks. He’s told by the Chairman “you’ll be removed if you pull a stunt like that again” @BBCCornwall
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There was a very funny skit by @JosieLong on Radio 4 last night about how to pronounce my name. Listen, even I have trouble getting it right. It doesn’t obey any of the usual rules.🧵
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This graph shows why Brexit has irreversibly harmed the UK economy - Brexit has reduced investment
I'm not the only historian of modern Germany to find that the UK government scheme to deport asylum seekers to a tropical part of Africa irresistibly reminds them of the failed Nazi scheme to deport Jews to Madagascar.