Can anyone explain to me why all the health influencers decided it was time to simultaneously start talking about how healthy sardines are?

Hey @Costco your technical support number just tried to sell me some medical devices and then connected me to an adult chat line - no joke - what the heck is going on over there? I called the number on your tech support website

What do you do when your kid asks for milk and the host starts pouring them ripple plant based kids milk?

I f I knew New York City is basically a giant Westfield Mall I would have stayed in Schenectady.

FaceTimed with my son while out of town. He was making cookies and I couldn’t help but sing the chorus to Thanksgiving Song by @AdamSandler replacing “turkey” with “cookie”. The utter confusion on my son’s face baffled me. “How could anyone not recognize this song?”

An easy win for any major commercial airline would be to incorporate USB-C ports into their seat chargers @Delta @AlaskaAir @AmericanAir @united @SouthwestAir

Dafuq @amazon?! Why are y’all serving me these weird ass ads.

Might be my Eastern European roots, but I’ll follow a food Instagram influencer with “cabbage” in their name over “kale” any day of the week

According to @enterprisecares a Kia Soul is full size

Ha Song Kim making that clutch hit in the 7th is the stuff baseball dreams are made of

You seriously call this vanilla ice cream @Sysco?! High school chem labs have nothing on this ingredient label

I guarantee you nobody wants this @StaterBrosMkts @tictac

Is it just me or does Whole Foods seem to have a global mandate to under roast all of their veggies just enough so that you notice it.

I’m sorry Alexa, but your rendition of itsy bitsy spider by Lisa Loeb is far too sentimental for my toddler’s taste.

Yesterday, our 25 year old waiter insinuated our order was “basic”, I immediately added the spiciest cocktail on the menu and squid ink pasta. More waiters should do this.

God Damn my constant snacking on all the no sugar bullshit is destroying my internals, but boy does it taste good!

Running towards 2022 like a Bison entering a storm. Reflecting on our accomplishments so far at The Coconut Cult, it is hard to contemplate just how quickly things have changed and how much faster we are moving. I wish everyone a healthy, positive and successful new year!