Off-topic, but Wargames always reminds me of Dad. I saw it with him in the theaters. Decades later, when I was his impromptu tech support, I'd ask "Have you tried X," and he'd reply, "Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good. Let's go."
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Three of these (including the only two that are actually competitors) are already owned by the same company (McCormick). So the question is really whether it would be a problem for two hot sauces and a spice line to be owned by a company that also makes mayonnaise.
Uhh, no?
Hellmann's mayo
McCormick spices
Cholula hot sauce
Frank's RedHot
What do these products have in common? One company could soon control them all.
I have concerns that McCormick and Unilever's $45 billion merger could increase YOUR grocery prices.
On Linkedin, I'm discussing how some pillars supporting Delaware's corporate franchise are showing cracks, but take issue with a NASDAQ Vice Chairman's statement that boards "don't want to get in front of your judges or frankly hire any of your lawyers."
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Dealing with @Lowes "artificially intelligent" phone tree really puts the "artificial" in AI.
Over at Linkedin, I write about a recent Delaware decision awarding $950,000 for the settlement of claims that even the plaintiff conceded were, at the time of approval, "worthless."
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Any suggestions for things to do with a 2013 iMac that still looks beautiful but can't run modern MacOX? Linux?
It's not just law. Gell-Mann amnesia remains a theory with great explanatory power.
Dell may be gone from Delaware, but it won't be forgotten: In re Dell Class V S'holders Litig. remains the opinion justifying the payment of plaintiffs attorneys' 7x lodestar or more (as opposed to the 4x cap in Texas).
Dell Technologies Inc. investors approved the company’s proposal to move its legal home from Delaware to Texas, a change that will set new restrictions on smaller shareholders. news.bloomberglaw.com/esg/de…
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Exxon just won 71% shareholder approval to move to Texas despite opposition from ISS and Glass Lewis.
The bigger story: the wide vote margin suggests that BlackRock, Vanguard, and State Street may have voted with Exxon and against the proxy advisory consensus.
My latest in @BLaw:
That Bloomberg can write this many words without noting that other cities (including Phoenix, Arizona) allow entity-voting in certain elections speaks volumes. This is clickbait, not analysis.
A first-of-its-kind court decision affirming businesses can vote in Fenwick Island, Del., population 401, is stoking alarm about the explosion of corporate political clout at a precarious moment for voting rights nationwide. news.bloomberglaw.com/esg/sc…
The author didn't need to do anything but read the briefing to find out.
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Replying to @PrawfBainbridge
From the MtD brief, Delaware isn't the only state to allow this kind of thing, either. The Arizona statute is interesting: it permits voting by acreage. codes.findlaw.com/az/title-4…
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Let's be clear about this. The decision says that all legal persons--not just corporations--can vote under the relevant statute. Critically, trusts are included among the entities allowed to vote.
The main point of the statute, however, is that it allows property owners to vote. This is not unusual. In many states, for example, only owners of real property can vote on issuing bonds secured by taxes on real property.
It is common in Delaware, as in many states, for homeowners to put their homes into a trust. By doing so, the home is taken out of the probate estate. The house then passes on death pursuant to the terms of the trust instead of having to go through probate. My understanding is that probate in Delaware (like many states) is complex, slow, and expensive. Taking what for many people is their primary asset out of probate is a common estate planning device. As a result, according to the opinion, a majority of property owners in the town in question are trusts. The statute lets them vote.
Note that property owners don't get a double vote. They vote either as an individual or as a trustee but not both.
So don't try to make some huge Citizens United issue out of this.
I have been feeling my age recently, but never so badly as realizing that I'm so out-of-touch technologically that by the time I learn how to make Marco Rubio memes they won't be cool anymore.
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There's a clay tablet with the founding charter of a 12-partner company on it. Twelve merchants pooled 33 pounds of gold to start the firm. The contract has the partner names, the starting capital, the profit split, and the penalty for cashing out early.
The tablet is nearly 4,000 years old. It was found at a site called Kanesh, in central Turkey. Archaeologists have dug up 23,500 of these clay records there, most of them business documents: receipts, loan contracts, shipping orders, lawsuits. The houses they were stored in eventually burned. The fire baked the clay solid and preserved every record.
The merchants came from Assur, in modern-day Iraq. They loaded donkeys with tin and cloth and walked them 1,000 kilometers across mountain passes to Kanesh, roughly the distance from New York to Atlanta. Each donkey carried about 180 pounds and the trip took two to three months. They came home with silver and gold.
The company ran for twelve years under a merchant named Amur Ishtar. A third of the profits went back to the investors. Pull your share out early and the firm gave you four kilos of silver per kilo of gold, half the normal rate. Locked-up money was meant to stay locked up.
That one company was just a tiny piece. The tablets show a complete economy with partners suing each other in commercial court, husbands writing home about prices, and wives writing back complaining the husband had been gone too long. A woman named Ahatum quietly lent silver to four different men over nine years. People bought up other people's loan documents and used them as collateral for new loans, the same thing Wall Street does today with mortgage-backed securities. One merchant got caught smuggling tin in his underwear to dodge a 10% import tax.
In 2019, four economists from Harvard, Sciences Po, Chicago, and Virginia ran the tablet numbers through a gravity model, the math economists use today to predict how much two countries will trade based on size and distance. The Bronze Age numbers matched modern trade numbers almost exactly. Trade fell off with distance at nearly the same rate it does between countries today. The paper ran in the Quarterly Journal of Economics.
There was no economic theory yet. The idea didn't even have a name. The word "capitalism" wouldn't be coined for another 3,800 years, and Adam Smith was 3,700 years away from writing a sentence about markets. Just a guy named Pushu-ken writing a clay tablet to his business partner about a shipment of cloth, and a woman in Assur recording who owed her how much silver. Capitalism was already there, doing its full job, almost four thousand years before anyone wrote down a theory of how it worked.
On Linkedin, I've been discussing a recent merger case that says a lot about why Delaware's DExit problem continues. ~$200K to plaintiff's counsel for "supplemental disclosures' and no cash. In Texas, the fee would be $0, so the case wouldn't be filed.
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