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andy jiang

@andyjiang

pmm @deno_land. standup comic, writer (coverfly 5%). debasing myself on tiktok. standup show dates โฌ‡๏ธ

 poking out of my bamboo cage
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Joined April 2007
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It was all fun and games when the target was Black Americans
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BREAKING: Elon Musk, using a cheesy voice modifier on his โ€œAdrian Ditmannโ€ account, says MAGA โ€œwill have to fucking deal with itโ€ because โ€œElon is the only one to give these fucking crackheads a voice. You ungrateful motherfuckers, seriously.โ€ โ€œGet over yourselves.โ€ โ€”Richest man
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โ€œThe person who did it just senselessly took his life away.โ€ Family of man shot dead after leaving a restaurant in Oaklandโ€™s Chinatown speaks out. @oaklandpoliceca also investigating 3 other shooting deaths since Fri night. @CHP_GoldenGate probing another. 4,5.6,7 p.m. @KTVU
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Notes from the new โ€” and controversial โ€” exhibition the AMMA. #art #fineart #modernart loom.ly/dE0qAyU
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Read the latest hilarious tale from author @andyjiang! #morningread #fantasy #humor loom.ly/gMrRJ3A
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Don't miss the #NewYear Ballad โ€” an outrageous #farce involving an anti-genius, a ruthless industrialist, and a surprisingly high body count. Read "Stanislow Fails Again," by the hilarious @andyjiang! loom.ly/gMrRJ3A #fantasy #sundayread #shortfiction
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Three cheers for National Authors day! @jeffvandermeer, @LordGrimdark, @ann_leckie, @StephenKing & all who bring joy, adventure, horror and intrigue into our lives! Cheers to our #writers @bpreeves, @robfra14, @SanfordMinusSon, @WanderingGreene, @andyjiang & @thisisanoddname!
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Three brothers find themselves at the mercy of some very hungry โ€” and very, very vain โ€” Rilk'gar in our next Ballad, "The Forbidden Fools' Stools," by the fantastic and fantastical @andyjiang!ย Read it now at DistantReaches.com! #fantasy #shortstory #comedy #misadventure
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Three brothers find themselves in a terribly prickly situation in "The Forbidden Fools' Stools," by the hilarious @andyjiang! Read it here: loom.ly/QmZktFI #fantasy #comedy #shortstory #DistantReaches
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Don't you hate going on a picnic with your bros and encountering magic mushrooms guarded by hostile, hungry, vain monsters? Happens to us *all* the time. Check out @andyjiang's new ballad at loom.ly/9lSpC6I #fantasy #comedy #shortstory
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Your favorite comedians will mix stand up with a bit of spring cleaning and you get to vote on what they KEEP, DONATE or โ€œTRASH.โ€ We may even have a few of the "trash" items up for grabs after the show! Sounds like fun? Join us and find out. eventbrite.com/e/drunkalogueโ€ฆ โ€“ at Los Angeles, CA
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Today @mbkcs IS BACK @brewyardbeerco with Karaoke Comedy from7pm-9pm Featuring: @thejessicawinther @teresalopresents @pixeldrip @funnyindian @liugottabekiddingme @mariadelaghetto @erynmcbrideactor @andyjiang @thosekleinboyz Hosted by @mitchnarito & @goshengmeow
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Aiko@aikohwrites20 Dec 2021
gonna try this again. any mutuals know of any talented women/queer/poc (preferably asian) character designers that are looking for paid freelance work? it's for an animated horror short film.
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#APIcasting Los Angeles, Cantonese or Mandarin speakers. Men and Women, 30-60. DM @markstopper on IG for questions
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andy jiang@andyjiang23 Nov 2021
the asian dad urge to sneeze so violently like youโ€™re forcing everything out of all your holes
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boodell@boodell21 Oct 2021
Hello LA Filmmakers! ISO crew for Horror/Comedy 48 Hour Film Project this Friday night to Sunday night (10.22-10.24). We work hard, have fun and make cool things. DM me if interested! #48hourfilmproject #48hfp @LosAngeles48HFP
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andy jiang@andyjiang13 Oct 2021
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andy jiang@andyjiang13 Oct 2021
[asian restaurant] *everyone eating is white* ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
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KOREAN AMERICAN WITCHES SOCIETY When her father gets cancer, awkward Janie and her goth friend Minhee, the only Koreans in their rural Appalachian middle school, create a secret witchcraft society to try to save Janieโ€™s dad. #ScreenPit #Div #Pi #CFin #WrCo #4Q #YA #Cov #Co #Fa
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