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andy jiang

@andyjiang

pmm @deno_land. standup comic, writer (coverfly 5%). debasing myself on tiktok. standup show dates ⬇️

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Joined April 2007
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not sure if i missed an evacuation fax, but i do know whose celebs houses burned down
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south korean government should watch squid game 2 to learn what a democracy is
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It was all fun and games when the target was Black Americans
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LMAO
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@jimstewartson27 Dec 2024
BREAKING: Elon Musk, using a cheesy voice modifier on his “Adrian Ditmann” account, says MAGA “will have to fucking deal with it” because “Elon is the only one to give these fucking crackheads a voice. You ungrateful motherfuckers, seriously.” “Get over yourselves.” —Richest man
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another banger of a gift list from nytimes
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the good news is that we'll never have to deal with a stress of a presidential election ever again 😮‍💨
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@deno_land10 Oct 2024
Programming should be simple
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that traffic to dnc was crazy 😳
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starting a livestream of me doing Captchas called CaptchaCam
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tech guy getting a divorce: "yeah i decided to sunset my marriage"
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still getting carded in my 30's so im chain smoking cigarettes to look more my age
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developing a new anti-capitalist dark comedy
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my partner loves praising our dog with “you’re so smart” but i don’t want our dog to fixate on performance so i also add “you work so hard”
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Secret Invasion is a 4 hour commercial for capital one
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the transition from late june to early july is called "going from Pride to Proud"
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[rejected curb your enthusiasm scene] larry david waits in a long line for a genderless bathroom and learns the person in front of him is a pre-op transwoman, then he asks if she will pee standing up because its faster
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first half of may is AA month
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crazy to think aussies hear the australian accent and think that sounds normal
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producing and hosting a new comedy show next week at Native Son LA. COME HANG OUT!!!
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